I want to try sucking cock but I'm too scared to do it

I want to try sucking cock but I'm too scared to do it.

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And what good would it do? Just because you are scared of talking to females while consuming increasingly extreme forms of pornography does not mean that going homosexual will do you anything.

And what good would it do? Just because you are scared of talking to males while consuming increasingly extreme forms of pornography does not mean that going heterosexual will do you anything.

I'd probably try if I wasn't scared that I'd end up chopping the guy's dick off in a fit of passionate self-loathing and anger.

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>going homosexual will do you anything.
>tfw no human touch and affection from gay man

>tfw no human touch and affection from gay man
That's a sadly relatable feel

Where are you from OP? Im a shy timid robot so maybe we can experiment a lil bit..

how do you find a dick to suck

download grindr, click on profiles, and then message some of them. shouldn't take very long
it works with any other app you can think of too

Idk user, I'm a size queen (male)

>I'm a size queen
it's over.

How can you be a size queen if you're afraid of sucking cock

They ask you to post pics of yourself
Grindr is a drug infested scam

i have no interest in worshipping a small one

everyone will ask you for a picture of yourself. unless you're specifically seeking anonymous sex

Is 7in. too small for ya

Take it from a guy who has already sucked off 2 dudes, don't do it unless you are 100% sure you are gay
I am not and still regret it

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OP has no intention of actually doing these threads are just for fun

nah i do want to, but it's not like i'm gonna find a hot twunk with a fat 8 inch dick, so i almost certainly wont

7 inches? Did you not go through puberty? Why is your dick so small?

I'm bi and I've never sucked a dick, I don't even acknowledge a bottom's dick.

Well I do, big dicks are a dime a dozen

holy shit that's homophobic and problematic. you sick freaks like to joke about the fear that lgbtq+ individuals and allies face on a daily basis? and for fun?
you sicken me too. calling someone hot and calling their dick fat? uhh, hello? it's 2022 and fatphobia has no room in this conversation. even if you're gay or trans, or whatever, that doesn't give you free reign to joke about anything else.
sit down cus i'm about to educate you, hun
saying something is fat, even as a term of endearment and that it's "okay to joke" because you're also oppressed, is just like when cis white men say "i have a black friend, so i can make these jokes" or "my sister is a lesbian so i can joke about gay people"
please, just stop.
there are plenty of words that you can use to describe penises that don't involve demeaning a good chunk of the population of the united states.