Modern Dating

You cant meet women on internet and if you approach Girl In real life your deemed a creep. So what do you do

> be me
> go to gym
> cute black girl
> keep thinking in my head how do I approach
> think how about I impress her with my lifts as a DYEL
> go to the squat bar start repping 2 plates
> she leaves the weight section
> end up leaving as well
> Try approaching her on treadmill
> she gets off starts tying her shoes and looking down
> just end up leaving

Why is it so hard anons

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ID still smash a girl with a Dick

you know that if you want to talk to a girl you have to go up to them, right?

Such a shitty tradition that helps inflating even more some whores ego

Just hire an escort, have sex, then move on with your life. Let your brain do the thinking, not your dick

it really isn't. you go up, show your intentions, she's not interested? you move on. you give them like a minute of attention. sorry that approaching women doesn't work for you and that you have to cope with spending money on sex but that's just how it is.

frankly seeing the erect penis makes me more excited

because you're unattractive, dumbass
accept it and move on with your life, if a girl really wants you she'll be the one who'll approach

> Dont hire escorts you SIMP!! Just give your time and energy to talk with a boring femoid for a chance to have sex with her!!!!! You better please her enough to have sex with her used ugly vagina.

Unfortunately I was like that when young. But I learned that its better, simpler and quicker to just pay for a escort right at the start

Another opportunity to learn, loyal students!

Never cold approach at the gym while a girl is working out. A smile if you pass each other between sets is fine but for anything more, wait until the training is over. When both of you are finished and leaving, a simple

>hey what are you doing after? I usually get a coffee, want to join me?

is enough to resolve the situation one way or another. She can say

>no, thank you, I have other plans
>I cant today, maybe next time?
>sure, sounds great

Now you know where you stand. Good luck out there, gents.

>gets beaten up instead of just catcalled
GREAT IDEA, feminists. Truly genius, you look like a fool to your friends, people will probably call you a faggot on the street and you have an increased risk of non-sexual assault

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>You cant meet women on internet and if you approach Girl In real life your deemed a creep. So what do you do
You sit back and enjoy the ride.

the pic also shows how women have 0 clue. Most people wont tuck their dick like this even if its hard. Everyone whos sane in the head bends it to the side

buy a bodypillow. waifus are better than regular women

Kek, now they trade the rare sexual assault for a weekly physical assault.

I tuck my dick like that and trap it with the waist band, always have since it's more comfortable. If I do anything else it sticks to my leg too easily.

Textbook case of penis envy

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Unless you also wear pants like this your dick should peek out, especially if youre trying to hide a boner. I personally think its way less comfortable too. A few friends and me actually talked about it once and they all agreed that the waist band tucking is less comfy.

i find it very brave and courageous of them to prefer being called "faggot" instead of being catcalled

I'd want to touch her bulge so bad

I noticed this too people just follow me around the gym haha

Why are women obsessed with being raped? Statistically, as a man, I should be more afraid of falling victim to a crime when I'm out and about.