Whaley Bridge, Derbyshire edition
/britfeel/
have you left the house today, user?
me? about to hop in shower, have some lunch, then go out for a cycle.
Afternoon lats how U R all well
I bet Gibi and Ben have had a threesome with this nips lady
Fucking hell
Some lads just get all the luck
Tomorrow I will retvrn to proper fitness
Coomer degenerate phase ends NOW
Might stay in bed all day
We all lazy dossers in life
why didnt i get eggs when i went shopping?
stupid stupid stupid!
Failed NNS
I sink lads
I have to exercise otherwise I look at myself in the mirror and hate my body
Would you rather bum an orc or bum a goblin
Miss closer lad, feel like pure shit just want him back
Gonna prep the saddle pad then trot out in 10
Just another gimmick user lost interest in
Funny cause the simple things in life are truly the best course of action
>eat well
>exercise
>go outside
>build a social life
>restrict time on phone and pc and video games
>find your tribe
>find a mate
>bust a nut
>see the day through until you die
How do you lot avoid getting tilted playing online video games
Watching the last crusade, already steamed through raiders and temple this weekend. Shame crystal skull is such hot flaming garbage and I shan't be watching it. Makes me want to play the Lego Indiana Jones game, but I don't have it and it's only fun in coop and my gf wouldn't ever touch it.
only play single player games
Not sure what is more embarrassing
Grown men on YouTube spending their lives shitting in film and tv
With absolutely zero professional qualifications or history to back up their criticism
Or the losers who spend everyday finding stuff to get angry about and not enjoy
How miserable must that life be
Remember lads
Being grateful is the best way to happiness
Just have a pint and enjoy x
what's embarrassing is posting disgusting porn and posts simping over women who dont know you exist and threats of suicide you're too pussy to follow through on day after day after fucking day for years
The incessant whining from the dog next door
Is quickly making me see how guys go postal
Fucking hell
I will throw a rock at him
Hope your Sunday picks up mate! Sorry you feel so shit! X
>Playing Halo Infinite
>Get horrendous lag spikes
>Can't be bothered to play this game our team is down fucking 22 kills or something
>Just put my controller down and go do something else, we're not winning this one
>Look at screen
>Guy is t-bagging my corpse because he killed me while I wasn't even playing
What level of autism is this? Like I thought t-bagging was supposed to be when you're BTFOing the enemy or something but doing it to someone who isn't even active? What a nigger lmao
quite fancy some of those salt and vinegar crisp sticks that stick to the inside of your mouth
We were better off when internet wasn't a thing. I truly believe internet is the worst thing to happen to society. A lot of us here would be better off if we were born pre internet.
i feel great pal, already worked out and spoke to my gf. just think you're a fucking loser x
>already worked out and spoke to my gf
lies
well it certainly triggered you which was the point
how shit is your life that both of these things are farfetched?
We are the sexual organs of technology
Society is doomed
I put no value in your opinion! Glad you have a gf and exercised! X
mute teammates
Does anyone here play gwent?
Sometimes kindness is all you need
Non-white detected
desu I love it when people t-bag because they're usually so busy jerking off that they end up with 6 sticky grenades on them
lol angry fantasist
I hate the close up on Frodo when he gets stung by shelob
So gay
who else has zero friends? no idea how id meet new people
How bad do you have to be to get full disability really? Or is it just based on how much bullshit you can spin to DWP just like PIP is?
I have strong back pain and shitty joints in my arms and knees, on several painkillers (doctor put me on nefopam and it's shite) and I'm still expected to work at least 20 hours a week. Of course no one wants to hire me for an (((office job))) because those are only for roasties and homosexual niggercattle.
It sucks bros, being in pain all the time and being expected to go graft in the cotton fields all day just to pay rent.
I got no friends
Zero
Fucking grim
do you know where you are? please leave us alone norman
Fully agree, that 'the industrial revolution and it's consequences has been disastrous for the human race' meme is very accurate, and the internet is the current consequence that's fucking us up the worst. Everyone always feels like they have to be performing because they're always being watched. I'm a network engineer and my job is literally keeping the internet running, but given the choice I'd shut the whole fucking thing down in a second.
You can play Dungeons and Dragons with me lads haha.
zero friends
zero bitches
sounds like a nice job, id like something like that
be 'the internet guy' for the office. ive built pcs and know my way around a pc, but i doubt thats enough to get a job like that