Yay i'm a tipsy girl!

yay i'm a tipsy girl!

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>OP claims to be a female
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I hate alcohol but I kind of want an alcoholic female friend who is a complete lush and just slurs at me constantly while slowly dying of liver failure

i dont feel zo good XD

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i dont get why people do alchol its lame
just pop some tabs
no hangover no regrets no liver damage

1) no
2) The Happening was a DUMB MOVIE

you want boobs? they all want boobs

this could be me but i'm not an alcoholic yet

what tabs??

Xanax doesn't into opioid response. Alcohol is a super dirty drug and hits a lot more than benzos do.

>this could be me but i'm not an alcoholic yet
Hey lady, a few days talking to me and you will be. You can be the sloppy drunk, I'll be the guy that tries to clean up after you. Match made in hell. Not a joke, serious offer.

Based Misato-san enjoyer

Post a vocaroo of yourself pissing

How do you feel about getting drunk and hanging out with a guy who doesn't drink at all?

she should vocaroo hangover vomiting

i thought benzos were really easy to get addicted to

thats kinda cute in a fucked up way but why would you want that?

nice try but you will have to coom to something else

i think it could be kinda awkward? i don't think it's fun to be around drunk people when you're sober, they are having fun but they just look silly to you

that's possible but you need to give me more time and alcohol anone

How do you feel about fat guys?

It's mostly just boring not being on the same level as the drunk people...but I can be good at taking care of those who got a bit too drunk lol

>thats kinda cute in a fucked up way but why would you want that?
I like what I like. I don't know, I used to have a really messed up e-friend that I spent a lot of time taking care of. I think I just like the dynamic.

Tabs of lsd?
first of you can't do that too frequently. It just stops working.
Second of all that's an entirely different world from when people just wanna "get tipsy" and "hangout"

>nice try but you will have to coom to something else
What if I just want to hear you coom

long ago I had a fren and one time I went over and I fixed her computer and she made me the best White Russian I've ever had. We used to drink when we'd play WoW together, back when.

I miss her and I hope she's okay, wherever she is.

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how fat??

i am a big girl, i can take care of myself... most of the time. why would you hang out with drunk people if it's boring? why don't you drink?

what happened to her??

not tonight i just want to drink and have a nice time

what happened to her too?? awh why does everybody itt miss someone...

>what happened to her??
I don't know, I haven't heard from her in years. She had a breakdown and cut contact with everyone. That was normal behavior for her, but usually she would come back after a few weeks. I hope she's doing alright.