The Letter Thread

The Letter Thread
Horny edition. Write about and the naughty things you want to do to each other.

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Go ahead, say what you'd want to do to me.

F
I'm sorry that I stopped talking to you so abruptly. Looking back it pribably seemed rude, so I just want to explain. I thought I had a psychic connection with you because I'd often be thinking about something unusual, and then I would read where you stated the same thing, and you're such a nice guys, it was easy to think we had connections like that. Well it turns out that really I had a psychic connection with my cousin, and she was reading all the posts your writing, making it feel like the connection was with you. That's not really why I stopped responding as much, though. It made me realize your vibe is like a girl's. I think you might be trans and I just don't believe in that. I'm sorry if that seems petty. Really it is petty which is why I felt awkward trying to say anything. I think you're a sweet person, but I just don't believe in that.
J

Dear mommy Vore
You make so horny!!!! AAAAAAAHHHH!!!!! You're such a tease! So little of you to see, yet enough to tempt me! I wanna suck your cute nose, lick all of that thin cute tummy of yours and COOOOOOOOMMM on it while listening to you! NNGH!!!!!!!!!

With love, user c:

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Dear M,

Imagine being such a Puritanical bitch that a grown adult with porn on their phone that they kept to themselves until you made me hand it over makes you mad. Then you get even more mad like the old hag you are because I took it back from your hands since you've beaten me before as a kid for looking at things you disliked. What did you expect socially isolating an autist since infancy and depriving me of a gf? Of course I'm gonna look at hentai for years you stupid cunt. I have a sex drive and I keep it to myself, get over it bitch

>assumes someone is trans and doesn't ask.
>uses this as an excuse to self-sabotage

Amusing.

R
I'm sorry I didn't say hi to you in the store. I just tend to freeze up whenever I see ASSHOLES. I would have walked over to say hi but I was Too busy NOT HAVING MY DAY RUINED BY A DOUCHEBAG. Haha enjoy your monster and yoghurt pretzels you slob.
J

To the chick that thinks she's too ugly for a prince charming to swap her off her feet:

I want to give you a long, sensual massage, working the knots out of your muscles one by one as I kiss the nape of your neck and nibble on your earlobe. I want to whisper in your ear about how much I want to make you mine. I want to tease your thighs and grope your ass and rub your belly and let my quickening breath and the tightness in my pants show you how much I lust for you. And then, after hours of rubbing and cuddling and and kindling your arousal, when you're begging me to fuck you or at least to be your first kiss, I'll head out and leave you to your thoughts. I wouldn't want to rob you of your khv status on our very first meeting, after all.

>writing a letter to your mom via r9k

Big yikes moment

W
I'm gonna beat that pussy up and fuck the shit out of your ass. I'm gonna get my cock totally HAM, and then I'm going to smash all of your holes. You are fucking stacked and I am the stack destroyer. We are gonna sling that pussy juice on the ceiling and the wall, and then I'm gonna blow my nut right into your grill.
C

Meaghan
I dunno why I can't talk to you directly or if you see anything or why you did this, I feel like you would only leave me abandoned like this if something really bad had happened or someone told you a bunch of lies about me.. like the weirdos who have stalked me for years do,, you're the only person that doesn't make sense to hurt me.
Everyone else in my life that has done very cruel things to me did something rlly bad and then got completely destroyed in life or taken and sex trafficked by creepy weirdos or became homeless and died or even started doing disgusting drugs and being very horribly mentally ill
But you were always such a good girl, I miss sitting next to you while you play games and kissing ur cheek and lips and I miss you
I miss when you talked to me and how you would text me sitting right next to me
John

I see now you removed me. That is disappointing. The account sharing softens the sting. Goodbye friend.

The what softens the sting?

Passing names around like cheap cards was the first cut of the link. Trick or not, the well was poisoned. It disappointed me at the time and I mentioned it so. I could give them well wishes based on what they told me but it was of course none of it was the truth. So, well... I suppose that is that.

Sometimes I wish I had let you sleep in every day. Actually I wish I had just cut you out of my life. You benefited far more from time spent around me than I benefited from time spent around you. I was a pussy for being your friend at all.

Sure sounds like a glowie thread.

Oh is this more "we find alts inconvenient to our ability to violate everyone's rights, so we'll just pretend they're illegal using our ad hoc government for philosophically inept Karens?"

I hate this. I basically can't think of anything for much longer than five seconds that has nothing to do with chicks without the little fuckers bringing down the pain. Of course, for whatever reason, often when I think of chicks for longer than fifteen seconds I get vertigo and then sometimes pain. This shit happens regardless of how good my [sleep] hygiene is.

I want to use my fingers and dick interchangeably on your pussy and mouth interchangeably, and I want to suck your toes

My greatest fantasy is for you to somehow orgasm continuously for hours while I'm gently massaging and cuddlefucking your body

I want to some how rig up fireworks inside of my head so that when you climax, it triggers a small explosion that becomes my new universe