Alice is the prettiest female name and if you disagree you are dumb

Alice is the prettiest female name and if you disagree you are dumb
>tfw no Alice gf

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Alex is the prettiest boy name and if you disagree you are dumb
>tfw no Alex bf

Alice is an NPC name. A really pretty name is something like Paige or Victoria but those girls are ALWAYS sluts with no exception.
A good name is probably Maria/Marie or sth like that

Shit name. I plan on naming my daughter Lavi if I ever have one.

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Claire.

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>tfw used to swap nudes with a girl called Alice on discord
>wasn't even that horny, just enjoyed talking to her
>she doesn't even reply to me anymore
Feels bad man.

post them son

Nah I wouldn't do that to her.

Claire is a very good one
Alice>Claire in my power level ranking though
Cool but we are talking about names
Lavi sounds weird i'm not a fan
You CAN'T tell me that Paige or Victoria is better than Alice
apologize
No my name is the best boy name but I'm not telling you

cringe simp keep empowering whores

Have you considered Lillian/Lily?
God it hurts so much why won't she take me back why why why

>You CAN'T tell me that Paige or Victoria is better than Alice
They sound 1000x better BUT the women associated with those names are sluts and whores. Alice sounds lame
Lily sounds cute

Love Lily i forgot about that one i'm going to place it close 2nd
Alice>Lily>Claire so far for me
I'm ashamed that I browse the same board you do anonymous

eye am dumb

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correct
based as fuck
i prefer the spelling Clare but it is great.

yes
No way Clare just looks weird it must be Claire

Whoa.. take it back. You also completely ignored Marie/Maria

There's a reason I ignored them
Marie is decent but Maria? really? you can do better than that user
Victoria is too snubby
Paige is too slutty
Alice is cute, elegant and a little bit mysterious
it's perfect

>little bit mysterious
Definitly not. Its the basic npc normie name who neither overshares nor undershares. No mystery at all
>Marie/Maria
Its just regional translations of the same name which is biblical and elegant. No sluttiness but neither boring

i've never felt more insulted in my life
you are telling me with a straight face that Marie is less boring name than Alice
i need to go outside catch some fresh air this is too much

alice is a boring bland name and every woman named alice is a whore

Well... marie is kinda boring but less npc. I like the Maria variant more. Sounds more lively.

>boring bland name
not true but okay
>every woman named alice is a whore
There must be a story here also not every Alice is the same user
I just don't feel it user it does nothing for me
i feel like i like the god forsaken Lavi more than Maria

>tfw my name never gets mentioned in these threads
Feels bad desu

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