Hello r9k i have an important question to ask

would u a dog that bakes you things every single day and makes you breakfast in bed and cooks every meal for you and will cuddle you for hours

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no i fucking hate dogs
a cat though yeah sure

roger that mate
raisins suck and whoever puts them in cakes or pastry should die in a hole

i also hate raisins they repulse me

that would be a dream dog.

i dont know who are you user but thanks for sharing my raisin hate
hope you have a great life

anytime my nigga
we all in this together

I don't want to eat that much baked food it's unhealthy, it will make me fat and I love cooking and I want to cook myself real food

I would love and sex the dog.

My answer is as follows: YES!!

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they are really good in oatmeal cookies u need better taste
the dog is in fact real user
the dog can cook too, why so mean
no sex, just be nice :)

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no. raisins do indeed suck in any meal.
come fight me i'll kick your lungs out

Is the dog male or female?

raisins have their place like in oatmeal cookies or flapjacks they are not even super gross dont be a baby
the dog has a big fat huge ginormous penis, whether you like it or not

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okay dude you have earned it
no raisins or furries allowed in my presence

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why so cruel user... you are the worst being alive

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If the dog was female and instead of being trained in domestic arts was trained in military arts and biogenetically engineered using dark ritual magic, then yes absolutely I would a dog

Avatarfags get the rope.

Based. Even worse it's a femoid. Only stupid women do mass quotations and one word replies with 0 capitalization. What a disgrace

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oh i wish i could do that, im so sorry to disappoint

nope, i am a guy. just like you, except a dog

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I would begrudgingly settle for a domestic arts dog. But only a female one