>wake up all horny and start to hump a pillow
>calm down and go outside to smoke a ciggy
>go back inside where my parntes caught me and tell me to do this n tat
>moms samsung tablet she uses to watch shows n stuff went rip after like 6 years
>I have still twohundered bucks on ebay to redeem as a bonus for past sales
>really rly want a new anime figure but feels like the right thing to do here is to order a tablet
does user know any good n durable tablet for around 200 bucks?
>tfw all sweaty from sleeping
I need a shower
Wake up all horny and start to hump a pillow
Jose Bell
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Justin Powell
stop smoking bruh
t. ex smoker
Connor Rivera
>This is the story of Cebruz, the loneliest boy on the web.
Chase Edwards
bro nobody gives a fuck
Benjamin Walker
Hi Tomokoposter :D
have a good day
Xavier Green
if i knew a good tablet under 200 bucks id recommend it tp ypu because i like your cause, just watch a 15 minute yt video of some guy who wasted his life in learning about consoomer goods
Lincoln Wright
>start to hump a pillow
youtube.com
Samuel Taylor
>done with the shower n stuff
>time for a spliff and some grocerystore starbucks
files.catbox.moe
I wish
gratz to you for managing it oof
Dont forget the dumbest n highest one too desu
(Trips of truth)
*licks you back*
Danke, hab auch einen schoenen tag desu
I decided for the Galaxy Tab A8, can get it for around 180 bucks and its a much newer model of what mom got
There was also this Amazon Tablet that seemed neat for its budget but
>FireOS instead of android
yeah I dont wanna gamble about it being too complicated for mom
Boys be boys am I right?
Xavier Campbell
seems like a perfect choice youre a good son :)
>FireOS lmao but shell only use it for jewflix and shit so it really doesent matter
Kayden Martin
Here's a nice kitty
Brayden Long
wirklich suesse katze, aber wieso sind deine
ohrmuescheln getrennt von deinem kopfstueck?
ASCCI nicht erlaubt bruh
Grayson Rogers
>hab auch einen schoenen tag desu
Danke du auch (I don't speek german) :D
>Here's a nice kitty
What a nice kityy
Adam Russell
Ask Ceb. His cat, his room.
Nicholas Myers
ceb is german? lmao should have known that
Parker Jenkins
>ordered the tablet with a one year insurance incase of damage or theft
>like this grocerystore starbucks caramel thingy
its on sale so I should go out and get one or two moar for later before the store soon
also I think I fucked it up chatting with a mtf on grindr oy vay
> youre a good son
not every day bleh
and I lost a few goodboypoints by n0t wanting to order anything when they ordered food
they manage to feed me a slice of pizza
>and shit so it really doesent matter
eh she rather uses the browser since she watches on websites for iranian
but I know they also have apps in the google playstore that she wants to use once in a while for certain shows
so would be better to be on the safe side I guess
very nice one
probably the BEST
at that point my previous bpse qc35ii went rip
my current ones are closer to that state than being brandnew ;;
for a non-german speaker you are using
>:D
a lot
well but I was born in teheran desu
>youtu.be
Alexander Gonzalez
>for a non-german speaker you are using :D a lot
Do germans smile :D alot ?
Im polish so i probably should be using
:I
Lincoln Nelson
>made it to the store before it closed
>got some bananamilk n another starbucks thingy
>there were a bunch of people partying behind the store
>???
>scared me while riding by
germans like to use emoijs a lot
like
>:D
>^^
>xD
thats why I was SuSspect into that direction desu
>Im polish so i probably should be using
oh are you that same polishanon who makes threads here n there
>:I
Cameron Walker
Hi can I be your friend. I like most people on r9k
Luke Cox
he has way more friends than he deserves already
Joshua Allen
>oh are you that same polishanon who makes threads here n there
No, that user is from a different city
he's from wroclaw and is looking for friends
>huh that doesnt seem really happy more like neutral or even a unamused mood
Yeah, The joke is that polish people don't smile
Have a good bananamilk and another starbucks thingy and a good evening :)
Adrian Moore
Your blog post makes no sense, prune and delete this
Andrew Reyes
>Cop: "That's a lot of explosive material. U gotta permit for that?"
>Megumin: "N-no..."
>gets arrested
David Turner
she's innocent
We truly live in a society C:o( (sadclown emoji)