Suicide Advice

I fucked up real bad and I need a way out. As far as suicide, don't have a firearm, don't want to make a spectacle, don't have any money, feds are on my ass so procurement of anything illegal is gonna be difficult, suicide by cop is more difficult than it sounds, also a coward. What do?

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you got a car? that gives you a million different options. carbon monoxide, car crash, bridge even

>I fucked up real bad and I need a way out
I'll give you solid advice if you tell me what happened. I don't care if you live or die.

Find a high place and jump. Calm yourself beforehand with alcohol and/or drugs so you won't be as scared.

>high pain - low mortality options
OP if you follow their advice you'll just end up disabled.

What would you do Mr. Frogposter? he hasn't got a firearm or anything like he said

You fingered her too fast dude you should have tried a kiss before. She's a bitch for reporting you since she didn't mind whrestling all the time but still man, got your priorities real wrong. I agree that ending it may be better than living in a cell as a rapist.

Let him tell him his story first. Telling him to try shit like CO poisoning will just land him at a nursing home with 40 IQ left.

best way to hang urself is to put noose around your neck and jump from high place - this is the best method imo

No car

broke

Dude, let's just say I'm like a kiddie raping machine. My life's over, and my death is a bit overdue.

lol
oh my

stab yourself in the heart with a sharp knife

As long as it was between consenting adults it's not to kill your self over.

Giving a kiss to an oncoming train could work. Any railroads where you live?

>As long as it was between consenting adults it's not to kill your self over.
He just said he was a "kiddie raping machine" user

I think it was a roundabout kys

>feds are on my ass
>"kiddie raping machine"
OP has a funny way of joking

truth can be stranger than fiction firmy

Why are zoomers obsessed with "feds"? You guys listen to too much rap music. They're not coming to your suburb to arrest you for posting bad memes, but it's good that you feel guilty for posting them

Train, high jump or a high rope jump.
Look into charcoal burning and carbon monoxide (I hear old cars from the 80's and before are more effective).

Also don't fail if you're going the charcoal or monoxide routes or you'll be a fuckin retard m'kay.
I'd probably go with train or high jump hanging myself.

Cant help with the coward part but im gonna make a spectacle i guess. I don't want to take anyone out with me but I wanna fuck up my wrists and see how much blood I can get everywhere.

Charcoal burning. Buy 2 mini BBQs and burn charcoal in them in an enclosed space like a bathroom or the back of a van.
Seal any cracks and vents where fumes could escape for it to be extra quick.
It is completely painless, the carbon monoxide will render you unconscious rapidly and your body will slowly shut down as the carbon monoxide replaces the oxygen in it, suffocating you.
Sounds nasty but it is completely painless, entire families get wiped out from nighttime carbon monoxide leaks all the time, they dont even wake up from their slumber.
If you want, drink and do drugs and pound sleeping pills for an extra peaceful sendoff.
Godspeed, user, and may God have mercy on your soul for what you have done, and what you are about to do.