Male Virgin Pros

I'll start with
>never have to worry about accidental or "accidental" pregnancies

Attached: nft[1].jpg (853x640, 105.23K)

>never have to worry about getting cheated on
>never have to worry about STD's

I'd add:
die sooner

>Male Virgin Pros
make toasties self conscious about their lack of purity

Attached: 6065133326_be6b6fd5c3_o (1).jpg (500x667, 151.7K)

You get to pretend all your problems have a single source

It's because I dont have a gf.

Save my money and time. Don't have to deal with someone else's family

>I can cut my hair however I like (shave it bald, let it grow straight out and be fluffy and comfy and look like a Caucasian warlord or a Romulan)
>I can have whatever kino facial hair I want
>I can dress however I like and prioritize comfort
>I can wear whatever cologne I want
>I can eat whatever I want
>I can watch whatever movies I want and do whatever activities I want
>I can spend my free time however I like
>I can travel wherever I like
>I don't have to spend every penny I earn

There are actually quite a lot of benefits.

>don't care what I wear or how I look
>only have to worry about myself
>only have to share drugs with myself
>don't have to worry about some whore asking me loaded questions so she can gauge the chances of her cheating on me if she doesn't like the answer
>no in-laws
>no pointless drama or arguing
I mean I look through all the hoops normies jump through for a crumb and I think "No, no thanks."
Based

not on the Vatican's secrets list of fornicators (entities to be terminated at the launch of V3 (novus ordo mark II))