I put my finger in my butt and now it's covered in clear slime that was in my butt. What is this clear slime...

I put my finger in my butt and now it's covered in clear slime that was in my butt. What is this clear slime? What is happening

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haha butt boogers EWIE

what have you been eating op

chicken breast, oatmeal, rice, broccoli, carrots, yogurt, dark chocalate, edamame, potatoes, bananas

you tore your anus walls and prostate, that was precum
go to the doctor

>chicken breast, oatmeal, rice, broccoli, carrots, yogurt, dark chocalate, edamame, potatoes, bananas
so lots of fiber
your butt is clean user, its just mucus

why does my butt have mucus??

It keeps it clean from all the brown.

post a pic or it didnt happen. faggot frog poster

yeah it's perfectly normal for the INSIDE OF YOUR ASS to be wet because YOU HAVE ORGANS UP THERE. retard

Your anus is ovulating. It's normal.

>namefag
>still kek
hats off

big thanks
love,
doctor butthole

Your large intestine produces its own form of mucus, OP. That's normal.

is just the slime of the anus iirc
also if it's clean and clear it means you did an enema/douche right?
t.bottom fag so i know the feeling

>frog poster
>pic is anime girl
what did he mean by this bros

the anime girl in question is a frog

it's clear dawn dish soap, you must've stuck it up there when your body was in the cleaning cycle.

you are an omega, this is your first heat. stay inside

I have absolutely never seen mucus from my ass in all my years of life i've been living what in the entire fuck

Taste it, retard. Find out what something is the old fashioned primal way. Update when finished

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Well it's normally clean and clear but have you ever had a ghost poop? How do you think that happens? It's the mucus preventing it from smearing on you.

I washed my hands before I posted this thread

That's news to me

I did not do an enema or douche

bruh

I didn't taste it but I smelled it. It was very weakly / vaguely poopish smelling.

>I did not do an enema or douche
>I didn't taste it but I smelled it. It was very weakly / vaguely poopish smelling.
That's why. If you do anal you need to clean it out first. Don't be gross.

I've never done anal.

You have now, you fingered your butt.