Whats the most based thing you ever done?
Whats the most based thing you ever done?
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I became who I wanted to be as a kid all along, but I realized it now :D
i masturbated five hours last night
In high school I had a girlfriend and 2 qt girls I knew both had huge crushes on me, and were fighting over me behind closed doors. I promptly rejected both of them. That's pretty based, right?
Yes I know I don't really belong on R9K but whatever.
Kinda wish I had a threesome with them now...
I once learned chinese just to write anti-chinese graffiti on toilet cubicles
Some random dude challenged me to a dance off in a club. I guess he thought I was some random loser and wanted to boast or something.
Little did he know that I had spent months training to dance like MJ at home.
i stole over 2 grand from my therapists purse back when i was forced into a mandatory outpatient in highschool
and i totally got away with it
I literally had the exact same experience as a younger person, are you me? What the fuck
Dancing like MJ is fun as fuck
>be me
>meet two twins at college
>nice pair of dudes, become good friends with them but they also slightly annoy me for some reason
>both have hot gf's
>first one breaks up with her boyfriend because me and her had been flirting and she wants to see where it goes
>make out literally about an hour after they break-up
>sleep together a couple times but i cut it off because i didnt want anything serious
>always want to sleep with the other gf too just because it'd be funny (also she is ridiculous hot, very big booba)
>make out once but nothing more
>think my quest is done
but wait
>bump into her a couple years later on a night out with my gf when we were visiting a different city
>end up having a threesome
those twins shouldnt have annoyed me slightly
back when i was 16 i was at a party and aroud 2 o clock i was sleepy so i went upstairs to sleep on a tiny couch without a blanked, when i heard two girls on a bed next to me say >hey user isint it cold there? just come sleep by us.
half drunk me replied with >no that would be too unchristian for me
and fell asleep
this isnt based at all
just found out about chinese tiktok today
ngl pretty red-pilled on china now we gotta do something about it
it is to me
how is turning down a potential threesome based? it's ironically based but it isn't actually based
ill spell it out for you, im unwilling to have sex with someone unless i unironicly love her and she unironicly me, by rejecting those rosties i defended my ideal
which tecnically makes me a volcel
oh fair i guess if you did it because of personal ideals that is based
i just thought you were being awkward or were scared of sex
Called my mother a whore and that she should've kept her legs closed if she didn't want to birth the abomination that is myself.
fdasfd Killed myself.
Based. I did that too
Became a dead horse that people like to beat on like it's some type of accomplishment LMFAO