Friends invite me to go out

>friends invite me to go out
>tell them I can't make it
>meanwhile I just went to the store and got myself two tall boys
Ha ha time to get drunk alone in my room and watch shitty movies

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Fucking based. I just picked up a six pack of bud pounders. Wanna e drink together?

You will regret this decision in time

Why would an Introvert regret being an introvert? Fucking weirdo

sure bro. what you sippin on? currently watching ed edd and eddy while I decide what movie to watch first
Will I regret my words and deeds?
he just doesnt get it

Every time I go to hang out with friends its worse than if I just sat alone

Fuck people

That's the general experience I had with going out with people as well. It just feels like a huge waste of time. But you see, those people end up caring about you for some reason, it's weird.

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>you see, those people end up caring about you for some reason, it's weird.

Ive never had this every human treats me like shit and I just want to carve out their fucking throat

Maybe you were unlucky, but just in case you weren't, if you feed into what they are talking about, ask questions about, try to understand what they are saying, they will generally have a positive attitude towards you. Then you just have to be helpful from there onward.
I know it sounds horrible to do that with no intention but I rather have people on my good books than not. I think that's somewhere along the lines of being "socially functional".
Maybe you are dealing with people you can't really do this with. I don't know your context really. That's my context because those people are generally from my workplace, they are well educated and yadda yadda yadda.

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Let's bump this to the top and turn it into an introvert incel drinking thread

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woah woah woah who said I was an incel I'm not a loser like you guys I've had sex in my dreams

It's ok. I've been married before. My wife said I needed therapy when she dumped me. 4 years of that bullshit on and off and I'm now an incel. And I thought therapy was gonna fix my life. I had no clue it was gonna make it worse

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ayo this nigga in the woods!

damn sucks about your marriage bro

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>damn sucks about your marriage bro
I live in town. she monkey branched into a new relationship. Pretty sure I only date or marry cheaters becuase I have repressed memories of my parents cheating.

my dad cheated on my mom but I dont really care about that. what I care about is that he was an abusive asshole to his kids. haven't seen or spoken to him in like 12 years fuck that guy

I really wish beer vending machines were a thing in america. I dont have a store closeby. My life would be so much better if I could walk up the road and get a tall can of beer for $2

in general the street vending machines I see pictures of in japan seem cool as shit. our country sucks bro

Fuck that guy. When my ex moved in with her parents during the divorce I looked thru her old phone and saw she was meeting my estranged dad for lunch to talk about his divorce. My introvert intuition keeps telling me they fucked. What a worthless sack of shit

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>I really wish beer vending machines were a thing in america
That would be based. Im old enough to remember cig vending machines

Nobody else is drinking tonight???

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when was this a thing?!
t. 28 yo american

>when was this a thing?!
80s.
T. 42 y.o. amerilard

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w-why are they in a bag?

*Even into the 90s I think. Pretty sure I bought cigarettes out of a vending machine while hanging out drinking at cousins friends parents bowling alley on a closed day

Lol. Rode my bike to Walmart after work and crammed a case of pounders in my backpack and rode 3 miles home.
Pic related is why I rode my bike

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seems only a few of us are drinking

Maybe we should grill some meat. I would invite every robot and maybe even fembots over(only the introverts tho)

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