>On Tinder
>Cutest girl i've ever seen shows up
>Swipe right and actually gets a match
>"Damn should i do this or not?"
>While i'm thinking she texts me first
>"Hi"
>"Hi, how are you?"
>"Fine"
>She unmatches
What am i supposed to think of this?
On Tinder
Dylan Clark
Aiden Kelly
>What am i supposed to think of this?
You have zero texting game. Never heard of jestermaxxing? You don't reply to Tinder girls with simple answers. You reply with wacky stuff that makes them think you're something different or special. Think about it from the woman's perspective for a moment, fool. You have 99+ in your DMs and you ask all of them the same question. 95 of them reply with some generic shit that a rudimentary AI could come up with. Why continue speaking to them after that? They've failed to prove that they are socially intelligent and they've failed to catch my fleeting interest. I can unmatch all of them and have replacements in an hour.
One of the reasons men fail at dating is because they fail to place themselves in the shoes of the woman. You're too self-centered, inexperienced, and horny. Everyone from military generals to small-time chess players win battles by thinking about what the opposing side would do/think. Why aren't you doing this when speaking to females?
Easton Jackson
Because thinking is for nerds
Carter Cruz
get off tinder and stop craving intimate connections online, some pixels on a screen with a supposedly worthy (even though you will accept anyone attractive, faggot) women behind the chatbox apparently dictate your feelings and behaviour. fucking laughable, why would any girl be interested in such a low-life as yourself? it doesn't have to be this way, though, work on yourself and stop masturbating, and there will be no more pussy-thirst to quench.
gratification shouldn't be instant, it should be earned
Brody Brown
How am i supoosed to get laid then?
Wyatt Long
you are fucking boring I would ghost you too
Levi Wright
through friends of friends, collectives in which you partake, and if none of these options are available then cold approach.
become desirable and there will be no trying involved, they will come to you
Angel Morris
Teach me then fag
Bentley Martin
>Because thinking is for nerds
I am defeated.
Aiden Lopez
Okay guys, she's still talking to me, but for some reason she's not showing on my match list
Jack Robinson
>WAH WAH KEEP ME ENTERTAINED BORING WHITE PIG
this is one of the most onions replies I've ever seen on this board
Elijah Cruz
jestermaxxing only works if youre a chad. if youre a sub5 you might get pity laughs but you wont get anywhere close to a date
Connor Brown
>Type facts
>The people in my computer get upset
Like clockwork.
Nathan Cruz
>jestermaxxing
>wacky
Hahahahah stop user, AHAHHAAH
Josiah Foster
up yours retard
Jeremiah Nguyen
You have to be fake, wacky and obnoxious to keep a woman engaged.
Angel Thomas
Im an ugly brown skeleton and ive laughed my way into pussy several times
Liam Stewart
Man what's the point if the women are this fucking shallow. I couldn't bring myself to fuck these "people"
Levi Smith
She wants to go out. See y'all later virgins
Xavier Davis
He's completely wrong in every way my man. This guy never talked to a woman before
Jace Williams
>in order to date an average 5/10 low IQ woman you have to grovel like a fucking dog and get on your knees to suck social custom dick
No wonder men are dropping out lmao
Liam Jenkins
how teach us hnow
Jaxon Campbell
I guarantee you if she was more interested in his "profile", she would have tried more.
Justin Walker
Anons your posts are genuinely funny. See image filename next to me.
You don't have to put up a show or jestermax. Just be yourself. Realize that dating apps, websites also that the female to male ratio is very skewed. Think 1 active girl for every 5 active males on tinder in popular cities. Go on other dating platforms and this ratio can be 1 female for every 10 males, 20 males. Download apps with girls from South America, Asia, SEA and you'll be far more likely to get a match that stays interested in you no matter what you say.
Sebastian Williams
>say stupid stuff
>people call you stupid
>guess they are mad
damn bro such a chess genius