Drunk, lets talk about anything youd like. i would just like to talk

drunk, lets talk about anything youd like. i would just like to talk

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why are you drunk tonight user?

Fuck is there to talk about bitch

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bc it's friday!!! why else

i've no idea. my head is so empty rn it's not even ok

High right now.
Literally want to do anything other than watch porn or be here, but I am here.
If you weren't a Any Forums/porn addict, what would you do?

You want to have e-sex?

It's Saturday now user. What did you do today?

i prefer being high. and if i had to do anythign else, maybe take naps or do some knitting. if i was close to my friends irl, i would hang out with them.

are u cutie?

this is so true fuck sorry. nothing really i jsut lazed around. didnt have work today. what did you do?

>do some knitting
Neat, post your work.
Also, how long have you been doing it for?

>what did you do?
Worked out, finished some coursework, and shitposted on r9k. Mostly just shitposted.
Do you like your job?

I'm a 27 year old man with a micro penis. Lets have sex

it is really simple but ive only been knitting since june

still sounds productive! and no, retail sucks loool i will be out of it soon hopefully I think

i dont care about dick size but like how small are we talking

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Nice, is it possible to create art knitting? As in, could you somehow draw an anime face there?

>still sounds productive!
Productive enough. This is the end of the term so I don't have much to do.
>retail
Retail does suck. I hated it the whole time I was doing it. What are you going to do instead?

maybe, i think so, but i just want to knit household items

term? like classes? and yeah you get it. right now the career plan is embalming, might switch to history

>term? like classes?
Yup
>embalming
Very cool. Did you have to go to school for that or is it self taught? Would you be embalming people or pets? History is cool too, but I think embalming has it beat other than the formaldehyde smell that you'll never get away from.

oh I go back to college on monday, feels bad. there are mortuary schools but few universities offer the program. And people

I see, that makes sense. Embalming is a good career I'd think. It's not people are going to stop dying any time soon. Is there a lot of interfacing with customers in that job, I'd think not right?

considering I will study funeral directing as well, yes. must meet with them to plan the funeral service

i am drunk as well
do you drink at work?
ive been drinking at work for like 3 weeks now every day and no one has said anything

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