25+ virgin thread

25+ virgin thread.

FAQ:

>If I've been raped, do I still count as a virgin?
No. You are still a sexhaver, however tragic the reason.
>if I have gone a very long period without having sex, do I requalify for virgin status?
No. Once lost, it is never regained.
>Is there still hope after 25?
You have a better chance of winning the lottery than getting laid after 25, as a male, I'm afraid. Especially if you visit Any Forums.

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>Especially if you visit Any Forums.
Was that OP written in 2007? Lol. Lmao.

I was raped by two pre-teen girls as a pre-teen. Anyone want to hear the story?

Kill yourself you unvirgin faggot.

I'll get right to killing myself once I have more kinky sex with my wife. No point in wasting my good fortune, after all.

A 25+ virgin that visits Any Forums doesn't have the mindset to lose virginity, doesn't matter what year it is

Want me to tell you how everyone can tell from this post alone that you're a zoomzoom?

>>If I've been raped, do I still count as a virgin?
>No. You are still a sexhaver, however tragic the reason.
Does this mean that I am a volcel because I ditched a sleepover because another kid showed me his dick and tried to make me suck it?

This sounds like it's gonna be illegal

Go ahead user

>does refusing gay sex make me a volcel?
I don't think people who actually consider themselves incels would say that qualifies.

I'm sure it was illegal for somebody.
>Be ten years old, have a big dick that can get hard and cum unlike other boys your age.
>Constantly talk about sex at school, always bragging about my dick.
>Two popular girls whose mom is friends with my mom has had enough.
>They force my poor sister to be lookout while they "practice" making out with me.
>One day "practice" escalates to cowgirl sex.
>I try to tell people, but no one believes me. I get in trouble and threatened with expulsions for talking about it.
>Years later, girls admit what they did and try to apologize to me as part of therapy.
>I gave no shits then and I give no shits now.

Lol i can kinda relate to this, i was the first in my generation to get pubes, the word got out and a couple days later I'm walking with a sizable group of kids to the bathroom to confirm the rumors

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At least those kids didn't turn your safe, cozy room into their dungeon of depravity. I'm kidding a little, of course, it wasn't that bad, but the way people react to a giant 6'2" man being a rape victim is hilarious.

I didn't say the even was in any way traumatic for me, like i probably wouldn't even have remembered it if not for this thread.

Also, did this affect your life in any way? Like did you have nightmares or something, are you sexually healthy, or do you want people to believe you just for attention?

>Also, did this affect your life in any way? Like did you have nightmares or something, are you sexually healthy, or do you want people to believe you just for attention?
I fear it may have given me an attraction to underage girls, but I find I have no trouble getting excited for adult women, either. I guess the worst it did was open my eyes to the fact that girls are sexual beings who want and enjoy sex, rather than puritanical angels free from vice. That's actually helped me get a happy marriage, so It's really a net positive. I think other men could benefit from being raped by little bond girls but what do I know?

Are you American or Muslim?

I'm an American. This is not an original thought, but I must post it anyway.

I knew it as soon as you said that sex is sinful lol, what are your views on your nations stance on sex? Do you see it as twisted? I personally think it fucking messes up a lot of young people

The closest relative to humans are bonobos. They have sex, including pedo and homo sex, constantly to help build bonds. I'm not sure we should go that far, but I've never had an experience of sexual repression as a good thing, whether here in America or abroad. Just because you can put tits on TV doesn't mean you've escaped the western sexual crisis.

>western sexual crisis
What? I'm interested tell me more

NTA but Bonobos aren't our closest relative. Their genus Pan(which includes chimps) are the closest genus related to us that's extant today. Chimpanzees for example are war-like and not so easy going. They rape and so on.

You fucked up user.