Straight men of reddit9k, why do you not wash your hands?

Straight men of reddit9k, why do you not wash your hands?

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i wash my hands frequently
>bifag
so im 50 percent straight if that counts

>lollll bi is so quirkyyyyy, we always wash our handsss
I fucking hate you niggers and not because who you fuck

I like to smell like penis

I wash my hands excessively.

I wash them frequently and clean under my nails.

Because I can. Piss without touching my cock

I am much more hygienic than most people I know...

No, you're 100% straight and 100% gay.

Your pants are germy, unless they've been chlorine bleached or autoclaved and not been farted and sweat into since. You can test this yourself with some Petri dishes.

i just said i wash my hands faggot
sorry your bf cheated on you with a woman now kys

not my problem plus i dont have a weak pussy immune system

No need to.
I always wash my hands if I cook something for someone else, and usually if I cook for myself.

Fighting bacteria is based. My immune system is so strong. She hulk levels strong

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I'm a nurse so I wash my hands about ten times a shift and I can't keep track of how many times I use alcohol. That's more than enough hand hygiene so my five days off the only handwashing I do is my morning shower.

Does water and soap wash away semen?

Saliva does a better job.

I wash my hands excessively and I'm 100% straight.

I bet your cider tastes good man

It's piss jugs stop hating faggot.

It builds a stronger immune system or at least that what I learnt from Dwight