> be me > 28, live with mom > have Asuka bodypillow (this exact one) > have had her almost a decade > have slept with her every night, coom on her at least twice a day, wash her about once a month (in the bath with me) > mom has always hated her, tells me to get a "real gf" > tell her that if she hadn't been so overbearing and narcissistic when i was younger then maybe i would have had a healthy relationship with women > recently has been on my ass about getting a job > tell her i don't need one as i get disability > yesterday when i was doing chores she came into my room and took Asuka > tells me i can get her back when i get a job
What do i do bros. I literally cannot find my Asuka anywhere. If my mom has thrown her out I swear by Allah I will behead her in the town square like the whore she is.
Was it you that brought the asuka? Tell her you will fill a robbery report with the cops if she dont give it back. If shes old enough she'll believe it just by fear
Parker Martinez
>mom tells me to touch grass and have sex >won't have sex with me
Joseph King
imagine reporting your mom to the cops for stealing a jizzrag and being within your rights to do so
please do it OP and report back with all the details
>have picrel >parents have never seen it >sister saw it once, laughed >covered in cat hair >probably smells like piss >have never coomed to/on it >ripped the bottom because the pillow was wrong size
If I do not have it within a week I will contact the non-emergency police line for my city. If I do not have it back within four weeks I will contact 911.
Juan Long
that's nice user, you should coom on it, become one with it. show it your love.
Adrian Morgan
nope, the post nut clarity will make me angry that id have to wash it
Liam Richardson
Just take a bath with it once a fucking month and get it all moldy like op does.
>> yesterday when i was doing chores she came into my room and took Asuka okay, the gloves are off. Show your chromosomes and get your Asuka back. You'll probably have to fuck your mom to calm her down, but sacrifices have to be made.
Brandon Flores
i don't see her that way. but i could hit her sure.
