I believe it is truly impossible to be unhappy if you have a thick cock

I believe it is truly impossible to be unhappy if you have a thick cock.

Girth is the ultimate aphrodisiac for women. They all say that girth is the most important aspect of good sex. Attractive women have all admitted to me that they prefer thicker than my penis (4.8 inches girth).

Once she has a thick cock, it's over. She will be spoiled for life, unable to forget the unique sensation of fullness that a thick, girthy cock can provide. Average girth will seem like a joke to her after that. You can truly never be a man in her eyes, only something that can be settled for.

Evolution is a cruel game. Millions of years building an emotional center that is built to suffer infinitely because you are lacking .5 inches of circumference than your competition.

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It doesn't matter how big your dick is if no woman ever sees it.

>tfw all i needed to do was bang one chick in high school and let the big dick rumor spread
>failed

>Yea bro, just have a 7 inch girth dick, doesnt matter that 90% of women cant fit that in.

Complete and utter humiliation

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>I believe it is truly impossible to be unhappy if you have a thick cock.
thanks man. ive been sad a lot lately.
ill do better in life for you brother.

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does 4 cm really make that much of a difference

I'm pretty sure that at 6.3" of girth, I'm more than enough for any woman out there. I have the benefit of knowing I'm too big for the only girl I'll ever fuck, my wife.

I have a friend who's literally 5'2 and fat, but he has a 4x6 dick. He's extremely miserable and women are disgusted by him. There was 1 woman who was interested in him and he rejected her because she was morbidly obese

medium is premium when it comes to penis size

most girls can't even take 5.5" girth

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>"Mister Epstein, is it true that you have what's been described as an 'egg-shaped penis'?"

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Does shape of penis matter? I pass the toilet paper roll test but my penis gets thinner towards the end

>90% of women cant fit that in.
Are you aware that we push entire babies out of there?
Coping so hard. A man made this image.
Yes

>we push entire babies out of there
yeah but not for fun lol

How do I girthmax bros? I am down for the pumps. I used to jelq successfully but it seemed to do more for length

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>Have thick dong
>Have crippling depression

You're right the hoes do like that shit

bathmates work for girth if you make it like a fitness routine and do it regularly, they don't make much of a difference on length but they definitely increase girth, and even a 5.2 inch dick that's very girthy will be impressive to women

it doesn't even matter to women they'll get it in there because they think they want it that big, they're fucking idiots

if he lost weight he'd get pussy simple as

Ok user here, skinny twink with fat cock how do I get a gf?

bathmate pumps seem to actually give results and are the least likely to destroy your cock

Nonetheless, a 7" girth? Do you really think the average woman can't handle that? I broke out the tape measure just now and that's literally only one more inch than around my wrist. That's nothing lol

wear things that emphasise your cock outline, I'm not even joking, small shorts, tighter pants etc

Any more info or resources?
I can offer you funny pictures in exchange

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Im 6.5 long and 5.5 thick and im still not convinced i'm "big". I guess porn will do that to ya. only one woman has had trouble taking it, but many have commented on size. so yeah i guess i have a "thick cock", but im still pretty unhappy. In short OP is a faggot.

What if people think I'm a fag?

you forgot
>quit acting like a faggot