I've been with a few women in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the femaIe anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart.
I'm not sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feel like a design flaw in women actually -- like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this ghastly little oversight is ruining everything.
Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free thinking she's all that I just remember her anus is only 1 inch away from her pussy and laugh her into oblivion.
Women: Please accept that they're too close together, let it negatively affect your confidence and so make yourselves more readily available sexually as a result. Afterall, we're having to sleep with a creature whos ANUS is only 1 inch away from the vagina --- you should not make this difficult. It's unappetizing enough as it is. We're doing you a favour.
Men: Do not let women forget this flaw, and do not forgive them for it. Remind them of it constantly less they get inflated egos and think they're all that
They're just too close together, sorry, but its true.
>They're just too close together, sorry, but its true. kek based thread
Connor Davis
This is why men make partners obviously. Their anus is is much farther away from their cock.
Jose Richardson
It is a deliberate design choice. The primary lubricant is located only one inch from its intended purpose. Many people mistakenly believe the anus is an exhaust port but its primary function is actually to receive deeper, more forceful thrusts prior to unloading in the mouth.
Ryder Young
I think its actually also disadvantageous for women because if theres any leftover shit on their ass it could easily get on/in their vagina and cause some nasty things especially if they were these thin thongs where it rubs on both holes in one line, which is why women often have to use wet wipes etc... Dunno how common that is for the majority of women but thats what Ive heard
Mason Hughes
Nah man it's a blessing. I used to finger my sister's asshole while she slept, and having it so close meant I could rub her pussy with my saliva without having to actually pull her pants down all the way. Haha good times
I too have a problem with this. It's fucking disgusting, why did it have to be so close to the shitting hole? Retarded design made for animals who lick their own assholes, unfortunately we "evolved" above that.
Logan Peterson
I bask in my own stank, I can't really judge women for having assholes.
>my anus is like 6" from my balls unless you've the victim of a drone strike i seriously doubt that user, go get a measuring tape
Aaron Gomez
I laughed at this lmao
Mason Stewart
George Carlin had a good joke about this. In a routine mostly critical of men, he talks about how when women are assholes, we call them cunts. And aren't cunts and assholes next door neighbors?
Adam Barnes
are you a manlet by chance? that distance scales with height, like all human body measurements
Sebastian Jenkins
Not him but I'm a manlet and I've got a pretty decent gap going. Never shit on my balls before, I know that much.
