/britfeel/

phoar imagine cumming inside her raw

I have very weird fetishes and I've told four girls now. Never got a bad reaction from any of them. Three of them were really up for participating. One of them wasn't into it but it wasn't a big deal. She just said it was a bit of a turn off for her and that was that, we just had vanilla sex instead.

You lads are so poor. I literally pour ben and jerry's down my toilet to fragrance the room. You are pathetic.

id be too paranoid about her telling all of her friends and me getting labelled a pervert

Whats up with are SSM? Is he ill?

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seasideMARK will die before any of you sad sacks ever meet up with him. As you're busy making excuses he will die sad that he has no fans. It great!!!

i need a new phone, my 5 year old ones batteries failing and i cant find another in decent shape.

dunno what to get, i dont want top end but i dont want a really cheap one. i know i want android cos its what im used to.

This is what you have to look forward to if dating in your 30s. If you've never had a gf before, then it's all used goods and single mums. Even they will have standards for men due to the surplus of Chads.

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Will be spending the day edging
Cheers

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I desperately want to lose my virginity to Alina before she goes back to university in September

hiding bbc posts

have you tried dating in your 30s? it isnt as bad as all that lid

Well my fetishes generally involve humiliation, so her telling her friends about it would be a bonus for me.

Im 31 and only date women in their early 20s. Luckily young women prefer older blokes like me

No because I know the reality is most people generally have had lots of partners and usually a kid or two by 30. I can't date younger women because apparently that's just wrong.

This isn't your screenshot though. It's some yank's.

how much difference does having ex girlfriends really make to getting a new one in your 30s?

Hiding BBC up my bussy

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applies here too.

>love how much they hate it.
not all

SSM will be dead before he's 50

It sad

>dead before he's 50
hope i am too desu

Mate I already said this isn't happening

How do you lot cope knowing your little sister will be on the cock carosel by her teens?

Show us some of your own screenshots then. Oh you don't have any? Well that just proves my point lad.

One day I'm going to film HW being a fucking creep perve.

You don't even know me or how attractive I am, maybe you'd be into it?

I don't do any dating because I know what even 8/10 men have to struggle with.

If you're a virgin, I doubt it

Extreme E is fucking woke feminist racing.

ooo, who's a naughty girl then?
>strolls up, tips cap, makes your acquaintance, trivialities now aside, urinates profusely betwixt yer gnashers
didn't see that coming did you?

Corr the thread is just so much better now that footlad got banned.

>I haven't tried

That's the problem lad. You know nothing about the real world.

user is scared of rejection and hes blaming it on society

Until recently I was a virgin by choice because I was brought up in a religious community in Yeovil called the Twelve Tribes of God. I've shaken it off and escaped and now I'm ready for my first sexual experience.

Just look on dating subreddits.

>do you want anything for lunch user?
No thanks
>user you have to eat something
Im not hungry thanks
>What about this?
NO thanks im good
>b-ut user
NO THANK YOU
I
AM
NOT
HUNGRY
>there is ham or corned beef user
.............

Holy fucking shit i wish people would take the fucking hint

The idea of food repulses me at times tbqh, probably have an eating disorder

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What reality? I'm 32 and have very few friends with kids, and most of the ones that do had their kids post 30.

You don't think it be like it is, but it do.

I hope I'm dead before I'm 30

And why does it have to be with me?

Why would I look on dating subreddits when I've been out with women in the real world in this country and it's been great?