>Finally work up the courage to try talking to a girl at a bar >Have spent weeks planning this out: I bought a good outfit specifically for this, got my hair cut the day of, I have been wargaming different conversation openers, have practice eye-contact with those videos >At the bar, I buy one drink >Most people have coupled up already or are in large groups, but I do see one woman at the bar alone just on her phone >I walk up to her >she looks up at me when I'm a couple of steps away, I put on my best smile and wave and say "Hey!" >she just stares at me >I say "How's it going tonight?" >she says "What?" >I feel my heart rate rising, but I try to forge on with "I was just wondering if I might-" but she interrupts me with "Fuck off" and goes back to staring at her phone >I stand there dumbfounded, I hear someone laugh and I think they're laughing at me, but I don't turn to look, I just walk back to my original seat >After I sit back down, I look back and see the girl I was talking to is now talking to the bartender and pointing at me >I stare at them and watch as the bartender frowns at me and walks over to where I'm at >He says "What's your fucking problem, guy?" >I just stare at him, I feel like I'm in a nightmare >He says "How about you pay your tab and get out?" >I don't know what to do, so I pull out a twenty and give it to him >He takes it and walks away and I sit there waiting for my change since I only bought one drink >After a bit the bartender returns, but looks angry and he says "I thought I said leave?" >I start stammering and it takes me a couple tries to say "My change" >He yells at me, "How about you consider yourself lucky I don't have my boy throw you the fuck out on your fucking face, get outta here!" >He yelled it loudly enough that everyone in the bar has stopped talking and is staring at me >I start to physically shake, I can hear some people talking about how strangely I'm walking as I stumble out
Stake the pub out, find out where the bartender lives, sneak into his house and slit his throat in his sleep. That's what I'd do.
Ryder Stewart
Honestly want my advice? You should kill yourself.
Samuel Gonzalez
Call the cops on that bar for some dumb bs or other. They won't do anything but it'll be a pain in the ass for everyone involved. Fuck faggot bartenders that believe anything some dumb bitch says
Jackson Anderson
You deserved it. Stop looking like a troglodyte when trying to hit on women. Stop being so weak some random bartender can push you around.
Jacob Gutierrez
You have to make eye contact with the girl first. If she smiles at you then you can approach.
Kayden Sanders
stop posting you fucking attention whore
Tyler Cruz
Or what you dumb fuck? What are you gonna do about it?
Christopher Torres
Okay, and what if you're like me and no girl has ever smiled at you in your entire life?
Kevin Parker
Not that user but why do you attention whore when you're not a woman? Are you a faggot?
Christian Jenkins
File a police report and say that the bartender robbed you of your change.
Theft is illegal.
Jayden Powell
No one will believe him and if anything, the bar might counter-report him for harassing their customers if he tries.
Jason Watson
Did this happen in America? Talking to someone is not harassment. Free speech. Nothing you say can put you in jail.
Angel Scott
God I really hope this isn't real. I get being nervous but you're a pussy for letting yourself get robbed.
You must have been hitting on the bartender's girlfriend.
Christian Butler
Sounds like a made up incel scenario
Brandon Sullivan
Yeah man, this shit fake af. No bar just throws out a random person for approaching someone inside the bar. If the off-chance such a scenario happens, you literally haven't done anything wrong. Just say exactly what you said to her to him. Fuck off faggot. There are plenty of actually real stories you could have modeled your shitpost off of. This isn't even good bait. Faggot.
Chase Miller
>Just say exactly what you said to her to him.
And why would the bar believe his word over the girl's? Bars want women to stay, not creepy incels.
Aaron Murphy
He's a fucking predator since he could tell you wouldn't do anything. There's no ppint in calling the police since time has elapsed since it happend. Go join an MMA club or something similar to build your confidence so the next time this happens you can stand your ground.
Caleb Reed
This is some Wattpad-level fiction
Elijah Hughes
>murder Bad move, far too risky. You can fuck around with businesses at zero risk to yourself. Something more like this Every business, especially hospitality/service industry businesses, tend to exist on a knife's edge of scraping by, health inspections, building codes, insurance liabilities, etc. there are many ways to teeter that balance.
This, you have to watch out. I had some fucker scam me out of 20$ by hounding me to give money to some disability charity or whatever. He took a peek into my wallet while I was pulling out the 20$ and then demanded more. Fucker bolted real fast when I refused and seemed to catch on something was fishy, kek
Sebastian Thompson
Lmao, you are a fucking retard bot, hope you learned your lessob
Joseph Harris
There's no indication that she was lying. In a realistic scenario (lmao), she would tell the bartender this creepy dude is harassing her. Not hard to defend against that, especially when she's sitting at the fucking bar and can be seen by everyone including the bartender. But, continue to use a fake story as justification to never approach women. Cope and seethe faggot
Jayden Hall
I feel like actually doing this for real would have taken less effort than inventing and then typing all this shit up. Robots, come on. You are better than this level of bait.
Brody Wilson
>tfw your life is so fucking pathetic that people believe you're a fictional character
I have. But he sprang that on me while I was feeling very depressed, so my judgment was clouded.
These predatory fucks will sniff out you're weak, an easy mark.
Jason Walker
You hit on the bartenders girl. Pretty obvious from how both reacted. But at least you are trying user, do not let one bad experience stop you from trying again.
