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I don't know that I'd do any better with his life and circumstances, but you're right that it was definitely a case of cause and effect.

I can buy a pint of ben and jerry's to put down the toilet to make the toilet smell like phish phood if I like lad, that's how rich I am

how did you get so rich c'mon lad share your secrets

>tfw no ben and jerrys toilet phish phood gf

Eat like you're being fed by a council estate single mum, you'll spend less on food. Potato smiles every day.

Shout out to davie boy, garbino british beer dude and all the UK drinking community. You know who you are.

he isnt rich lad he just pours ice cream down his toilet. why would you think that makes him rich?

I like when he shouts out seasidemark

I work as a heating engineer. The other day I was in a customer's house and I had a bit of a mad mental one. I noticed they had a huge box of Ariel Liquitabs, the expensive ones, and he was some scruffy looking cunt hanging around his house all day like a student. Meanwhile I'm working my arse off fixing his boiler and going around to other houses fixing boilers too like a mug, and I can only afford the cheap ASDA own brand washing detergent. It really wound me up, so I decided to simply pour a glass of water into his expensive liquitabs. I laughed silently as the liquitabs started to dissolve, leaving a disgusting goo. Fuuuuuuck that cunt. I win. I really had to laugh imagining him rooting around in the horrible liquid trying to find an intact liquitab to wash his stupid black teeshirts.

Impersonator!spacker on a roll today again heh

The toenibba bathingham's gonna take a while still

Just responded back to the other practice as well, it pisses me the fock off these morons want to do two surgeries with me having to wear special shoes and shite after the first one

Defeats the entire purpose of why i wanted to do it in the first place

>not shouting out AK Veli