why dont any of the (straight) males here avatarfag, selfpost, etc., you could be like the egirls and i would be a dedicated simp, but nay no one does.
Why dont any of the (straight) males here avatarfag, selfpost, etc...
John Miller
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Cooper Edwards
Because youre lying no one cares about us
Isaac Roberts
Get yourself together user. What is wrong with you?
Lincoln Smith
I would do it but I had something with a 15yo girl and I don't want to appear on Encyclopedia Dramatica
Brody Reyes
I've thought about it but honestly just doesn't seem worth it. I'm ugly and I don't think I'd get any simps
Anthony Russell
Ok time to avatarfag, im cockboy. My niche is posting tasty cocks
Jason Martinez
no its the gods honest truth
i am medically sound nothing is wrong
just do it just do it just do it, most of the r9k whites are ugly but the confidence makes them attractive
great enthusiasm cockboy, keep up the good work
Nicholas Rodriguez
i don't think straight males want to get orbited by another guy
Jason Brooks
Thanks I will gather all the simps and fight the egirls on the field of battle it will be a glorious brawl only one will survive
Gavin Flores
some did, but they're ugly
Zachary Young
just look how ugly average robot is, it's impossible for them to become efamous and have female simps
Isaac Williams
I won't even comment on that one, robots are just ugly and it's impossible to love them
Mason Morgan
uh oh we have a narcissistic fag in the thread, weeee wooo weee wooo someone alert the press!
interesting pose, why did you put ur arms up
what the fu k, samson used to be hot!! is he still alive or around? would have orbited circles around him.
Alexander Rivera
Are you a girl or a gay man? I don't want to be simped for by men
Logan Fisher
no litzi, fuck off
Jaxson Ortiz
I'unno. I post my voice in vocaroo threads and apparently a few anons said my voice was nice but I don't think they'd actually like me that much.
Grayson Long
Oh it's you, litzi. Didn't realize. I'm too boring for you to talk to me on discord, I doubt you'd simp for me. Also my copy of uzumaki came in and I'm enjoying it quite a bit. I just read the chapter where two guys turn into snails and then fuck.
Luis Diaz
Just for you my love, don't show to anyone
Evan Perry
>interesting pose, why did you put ur arms up
Not me I just collect pictures of juicy cocks (I am straight)
Luke Cruz
bio hole xoxoxox
quien es ese
post here post here post here
do i have u added? but mm snail breeding, how slimey do you think it would feel if u were said snail with snail wire of choice?
saved in the files..thank u, i like ur down turned puppy eyes
Easton Stewart
Leo Ramirez
I COULD ONLY WISH DEAR GF.
r9k men need to get himbofied and gloopified to find gfs. we are the only ones who can help them
Adam Allen
>collect pictures of juicy cocks
>straight
>collect pictures of juicy cocks
Yeah, no straight guy does this. You are a faggot in denial, friend.
Thomas Parker
Because 95% of this board is male and I'd get banned from /CC/ which is troons anyway.
There are better places to get girls and it's neither here nor "r9k discords" (digital manifestation of cancer). Just get girls on Telegram if you want to become a niche internet microcelebrity.
Nathaniel Kelly
>Just get girls on Telegram if you want to become a niche internet microcelebrity.
the fuck is someone finding girls on telegram
Jaxon Richardson
It's just a hobby desu doesn't make me gay plenty of guys have hobbies
Carson Adams
>(I am straight)
hm idk, but i still appreciate ur enthusiasm!!
ohh hoo ho hoo, this filled me with delight. you do have a nice voice it doesnt sound overly intimidating, but soothing and relaxed, a treat all around truly!!
the himboification of r9k is now my dear gf
i dont understand telegram, i thought it was an app for drug dealers not a gf/bf finder.