>you're working on a school assignment at 6pm with pic related, your partner for the project
>you're staying in the school building past hours to work on it
>you're finally finished and decide to go home
>but something strange has happened
>no one is on the streets outside
>there is no activity on any social media, worldwide
>you and this girl are the last two human beings on Earth
What would you do in this situation?
probably have a complete melt down lmso
Ask her if she wants to go rob some stores, eat and then sleep(no sex).
She's plump. There's good eats on a heifer that size.
>you and this girl are the last two human beings on Earth
yeah im thinkin its slurpee time.
This. I couldn't bear it knowing that my family is all dead, all at the same time. I might snap and kill her then myself.
Start looking around to verify this.
Then pick best location to live and start hoarding supplies, tools and weapons&ammo.
In a couple of days, once she truly realizes situation we're in and her brain has woman moment, point out to her that she went from passive aggressive arrogant bitch to worshipping the ground I walk in a matter of days.
Enjoy her stupor, initial excuses and eventual tears and apologies.
And of course take full advantage of the fact that Earth is now empty to be repopulated by our children. A lot.
Once situation inevitably comes to incest will have to grit my teeth and do my part (since I would probably have to impregnate some of my daughters)
And of course do a spartan thing and kill inbred tard children for a few generations to ensure that all children grow up into capable adults.
By the time I'll be an old man (and girl in your pic would have died giving birth to sixth or seventh child) there probably would have be enough people for me to die peacefully knowing that humanity won't go extinct.
ironically impregnating her and having sex all the time is one of the worst fucking things you can possibly do, at least at the start. you have to actually figure out how to have her not die during childbirth and have your kids not die in infancy or through childhood and also what to do when you or her gets sick which means spending a lot of time in the hospital figuring out how shit works and how to keep the lights on and reading books or printouts that you hopefully got before the internet shut off globally.
Of course.
Knowledge needs to be preserved, studied and passed on.
I wouldn't start pumping her immediately.
Or maybe I would, but there would be enough contraceptives still to ensure kids would come later once we're ready to take care of them.
>hoarding ammo
retard, why do you need to hoard ammo when there's no one to shoot
you can shoot animals to eat them, dumbass
>eating animals when there's thousands of shipping containers full of instant ramen just waiting to be plundered
fag
>start living in an Amazon warehouse
>basically have anything we want
>Big Thigh Stacy ends up stuffing herself silly each night with processed crap and blimps out
>disregard woman
>go to bar or grocery store
>raid liquor
>play golf in the middle of town and break the windows of tall buildings with golf balls
>loot gun store and play target practice with expensive fragile things
>abuse pills from hospitals and pharmacies
>eventually die when the unmaintained nuclear power plants go kaboom
Ramen is shit food.
Long shelf life, last resort food, yes.
But still shit food.
Nice venison steak beats it everytime.
Plus, predators would be an issue too, so herding ammo is not as absurd as it may seem.
>eventually die when the unmaintained nuclear power plants go kaboom
Nuclear power plants don't go "kaboom" retard.
Pretty much every plant nowadays have built in safety features to shut itself down things go bad.
so they'll eventually release radiation in an invisible way and give me cancer instead
No, not unless you decide to camp in reactor chamber.
But if that's the case you pretty much deserve that cancer.
Probably steal a Cessna from the local airport and die free
>diet coke slurpee
Shooped.
>eating wild animals
enjoy parasites and other nasty shit