What's the closest you've been to this situation?

i've played split screen borderlands with a girl lying stomach down on top of me, as in my hands rested on her ass
it was pretty cool

I had the opportunity to bring a pretty easy girl to live with me in a new city but I didn't have the money to make it work, probably could have done that.

Why are you in Jew York?

2010, maaaybe 2013

I'm not, thank god. Just didn't have a plan or prospects. Had to be done, just a shame to have to leave the good things behind.

I miss the feeling of a warm mouth around my cock ngl

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I'm pouring orange juice all over my hard drive and throwing out my computer right now because of this image right after this post. By destroying my access to this image I can attain it. Porn like this ruined my entire life.

I kind of hope you go to Hell, m00t.

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I jerked off to gura porn yesterday

>What's the closest you've been to this situation?
I got born.

I got my blowjob while driving home from a date.
I also finger-blaster her at stop-lights.

>gf hates giving bjs
Almost want to break up with her but she's too autistic and weird to throw away

I don't like receiving oral and I am not a console gamer so never.

>2017, winter
>me and gf stuck in our apartment due to snow
>playing GTAV
>kinda horny, but don't wanna bother the gf since she had rough day at work, she just on her phone
>decide to go to the vanilla unicorn
>pick the girl that most resembles her, Sapphire
>gf walks into my room and instantly notices where I am
>she smiles
>scoots next to me
>"oooo that's Sapphire"
>apparently shes also my gfs favorite girl on there
>"so, you trying to send a message or something?"
>"uh no this is just part of a mission"
>"haha of course it is, I get it"
>"get what?"
>she lifts her eyebrows up and down suggestively
>"I can stop if it bothers you"
>she laughs and shakes her head as she digs into my shorts
>pause my game
>"No, keep playing"
>spins her tongue around my head as I watch Sapphire strip
>try to focus but fail
>look down and see my fat gf just going to town on me as she sways her ass back and forth
>try to finger her but shes too big and my arms are too short to reach
>just slap her ass instead
>she moans and sucks more intensely
>she keeps sucking, cute laughs and moans popping up when she hears me shudder
>let her know I'm about to cum so I dont get any in her mouth
>"mmhmm?"
>she keeps going
>feel myself cumming, and as she hears me cry out she goes faster
>its so God damn intense, the best thing I ever felt, a tongue wrapping circles around my cumming dick while tight lips slide up and down my shaft
>too much to handle, try to squirm away
>since shes fat and weighs more than me she has me pinned down so I cant squirm away
>"TOO MUCH TOO MUCH TIME OUT"
>Hearing that makes her go even harder
>I try to push her head off my cock so I can breathe
>"no! Its mine!" she says as she plants her face on my cock again
>She keeps going until i say our safe word
>she looks up at me with the messiest face I ever saw. My nut on her cheeks and on her lips
>always though facials were gross until that day, now I cant get enough of them

Sleeping, and I'm pretty sure it's better.