Be NEET

Wake up earlier, go to bed earlier. Even, better work out before work, do not let the jews get your best hours.

>go to bed at 9pm everynight
>wake up at 5am
>work 6 to 3 basically just driving a forklift around a factory all day with maybe like 1-2 hours of paperwork at the end of the day
>get payed $30 an hour, 4 years out of highschool because I have a sick cunt union job
>gym 3:30-5:30
>go home and watch anime till bed
yep life is good bby

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Living the life

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I wish I could be a souless automaton like you. Sounds so comfy.

fellow factory forklift bro here except i work 12 hours its still comfy

>
where is that picture from+ feels lioke 2008

Eventually the mounting fatigue and tiredness numbs everything. Or you drink or do drugs.

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I miss driving a forklift. Now I work an office job and bored as fuck 80% of the time.

overeaters or arealcoholics and in many cases they are bith

I had to wake up at 5:30 when I went to highschool because I religiously took a shower before going anywhere, and the bus took 40 minutes to get to school, and the only bus I could take would get me there half an hour early so I had to wait in the school cafe for 30 minutes every day...
But yeah now I've been a neet for many years and I can't imagine waking up before 9am.

honestly midnight is not a really early bedtime to have user

Based forklift bro, I work the assembly line. Basically the same life.

You focus on the good stuff about it.

Having a daily routine, basic socializing, an income that allows you to buy things. Beats sleeping until 3PM and never having enough money to do anything that isn't barely scraping by.

Been a NEET for 5 years, hikikomori for 2. Even the worst day at work is better than being a fucking nothing.

Swag

What lucky cunt finishes at 3 every day? Are they a primary school teacher? lol. I think I could deal with 6 days a week if it was 7-3. From the sounds of it they don’t start at 7 they leave the house at 7 too. So maybe 8-3?

>>cup of coffee, breakfast of bacon and eggs.

thats why your grandpa died of cardiac arrest

Sleeping in makes you feel shitty, that's why people stay worthless neets or in your case, a shitty, unfocused worker. If you decided to daymaxx and get up at 5 to exercise, you'd feel better all day and might actually be productive in your personal life, even.

Holy cuck, imagine not being able to enjoy life without being a wagie, kys already m8

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Coffee and not spending 10 hours a day playing world of warcraft

>caffiene
ok tranny

Replace Any Forums with /lit/ and you've got yourself an ideal life there

Those are normal tradie/manual labour hours here.
I work 7:30 to 3:30 every weekday, except Thursdays now because I have to go to university. Pretty nice hours, if they offered I would probably do 7-5 some days though.

NEET cope

Imagine being a consumerist faggot.

i wake up at the same time and you will get used to it, even on weekends i wake up at 6-7 with no alarm clock

I wake up around 6:00 on work days.
On weekends I'm a lazy fuck and sleep until 7:00 or even 7:30.

Are you really enjoying your life, user? When you are alone with your thoughts, are you happy with yourself?

people really live like this and dont see a problem lmao

>Deadend job with a middling salary
>Monotonous, mundane work
>Only hobbies are lifting and vegetating in front of a screen
>Has done this for 4 years
Wow yeah user, you're really living the life.

Kind of, my life isn't perfect ofcourse but i try to keep busy. If you're a NEET sitting at home all day, no goals, no friends, no family, barely any social contact ofcourse you will get lonely and you might even feel better with the hellish life of a wagie.

>Even the worst day at work is better than being a fucking nothing.

oh my god. there have been days where i feel nauseous of stress and fatigue when i came out from work after 18 hours of work and there is this tool writing stuff like this.

i rather be a bum than have more of these days

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How does someone do this and feel comfy doing it? I will never understand. Just the thought makes me depressed.

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now YOU tell us what a good life looks like.

>flexible working hours
>never wake up to an alarm
>go to gym in the morning
>wfh most days
>career with high earning ceiling and interesting work
>manager doesn't micromanage me and just cares about results
aka my life

>college 2 days a week from 2-8 with a workout break between classes
>work 10pm to 6am 5 days a week
>completely cut out vidya and porn
>feel great
If you don't have a plan to improve yourself, you are just going to suffer under any schedule

>wake up when i wake up
>make a nice healthy breakfast
>eat it, enjoy every moment of it
>chill, time for myself, hobbys, doing things around the house, shopping etc.
>hit the gym when i'm ready
>go home, eat something
>chill again
>make a nice dinner
>eat it, enjoy every moment of it
>go for a walk in the evening
>chill some more back home and go to sleep when i go to sleep
meanwhile you drove in circles with your forklift for hours on end

>T. Undiagnosed Autist

Can you really not imagine a life with a bit more going for it than driving a forklift around followed by lifting and a 4 hour TV binge?

>career with high earning ceiling
The fact that you didn't post your actual salary and instead posting literal cope leads me to believe you don't make more than 30 dollars an hour.
You didn't even fucking say what job you do.
Do you even have a fucking job?
Why are you lying about having a job on Any Forums?
Are you looking for a boyfriend?
I'm single, HMU

honestly bro it depends a lot on your job, when I was younger I did warehouse, fast food, shit tier jobs basically and i was fuarking tired 247 and had no motivation to gym.

Now I work from home doing data analyst work and feel mentally but not physically tired. The gym fixes this

>The fact that you didn't post your actual salary and instead posting literal cope leads me to believe you don't make more than 30 dollars an hour.
I ain't got time to be writing out details in my greentexts, I make 132K + bonuses.
>You didn't even fucking say what job you do.
Video game developer
>Are you looking for a boyfriend?
I'm not gay but I'll blast your bussy out of spite

I'm a NEET and my dad works that kind of shift but during late night. He looks fucking miserable. He even looks more disappointed that all this back breaking work just to have a NEET son. My little sister and brother are in college too so I sometimes feel like killing myself so he doesn't have to worry about me.

My older brother is in the military, handsome, social, and has a 1/2/3/4 lift for reps so my dad will definitely be seeing grandchildren. My youngest brother (still in high-school) has no signs of mental health issues and has friends so he'll definitely be going to uni.

So what's really the point of me being here? I just cook, play video games, browse Any Forums, and coom all day so I don't really have a purpose. Everybody says I have a purpose (I'm funny, I can cook, etc) but is that really worth anything? If I do end up getting a job I'll just end up being as miserable as my dad anyways. That's just more suffering. What's the point of it all?

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Assuming you work for a company, why game dev? I'm sure you could make more with less work in a different tech field.

Atleast get a job to stop leeching off of your father. I could never do that to my parents.

Its not the time that makes you tired it's the fact that you have a mindless job you don't like, like 80% of the people

You shouldn't sleep ever

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I had a job but was fired. Used to be a care taker at a place for old mentally people. I almost got someone killed so they fired me.

My older sister found me that job and my older brother found me the job before that. I've never actually found a job for myself. I probably should change that.

sleep 9 hours a night

Still spreading sugar industry propaganda in 2022.

> I'm sure you could make more with less work in a different tech field.
Yes correct, I could switch to react.js work and make probably 180k and I'd only need to work like 2 hours a day to get the work done.
I work at this company because it's my passion, I love playing the game outside of work. Also the CFO and I are scheduled to have another talk on a salary bump for me this year which should close the gap a little.

The games industry has a bad reputation for overwork but my company isn't like that. I work less than 40 hours a week right now and my boss is happy with my output.

You need to get out of that environment and you need to stop comparing yourself to others. And stop fucking cooming and playing vidya all day, start improving yourself.

stop wasting so much time and start reading, then you can understand why you feel the way you do

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>start reading
Any recommendations?

NEET isn't the same as early retirement for some people, I need land in the woods so I can raise my children
it's wrong to expect to get things out of life without working for them, you'll just end up like most wagies coping with what little you already have
I can respect you if you're doing better with your life goals than a wagie though, but most people aren't lucky (by definition)

iktfb. I was neeting it up for a while after getting laid off due to the corona hoax. Since starting to work again, I just feel fucking tired. I'm not getting less sleep, and my job isn't manual labor or anything physically exhausting. But I just end up falling asleep around dinnertime, or if I don't outright pass out, I just feel too lethargic to do anything. All I can muster is going to the gym for my workout sessions after I get off at 3:30. And even those workouts don't feel anywhere near as good as when I used to always be able to go in the morning after waking up and being all nice and relaxed.

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this, videogames like Skyrim really started to mess with my ability to go to bed on time a couple days ago
I still can't go to bed to get 9 hours, but I at least get about 8 or so hours in without such demanding things like advancing in a complex world at the expense of the real world
fantasy is fine, but to sacrifice so much real value for a fantasy that isn't going to contribute to your main reality?
only less addictive things that don't call to me to stay up late

>I work at this company because it's my passion, I love playing the game outside of work.
Based af, no amount of money can replace that. I wish I could know what game but that's prob TMI

Hell yeah lad, just started being a forklift driver and at my current job your treated higher up then most workers which is nice.

Main issue I find is the amount of down time because we're 2 weeks ahead right now.

Also what classes are you certified? I'm class 1 and 4. Trying to get my class 5 shit done soon.

same, but the meaning of my life isn't to have all means of self-improvement as enjoyable as possible
me going to the gym is automated, meditation is automated, learning code is automated, lucid dreaming is automated
humans originally had two sleep cycles, before the industrial revolution and it's consequences though
as a human capable of meditation though, you're fully capable of ascending your described limitations and retiring to restore the fresh feeling you got of working out in the morning
I get to work out in the morning, but I'd rather spend my morning doing other things than necessarily "feeling psyched" doing what I know full well I will do 5 days a week for the rest of my life
instead of whining about your emotions being low instead of high, let's eternally try and find ways to obscure our perspective to make them mellow at all times (except in the case of genuine trauma)

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It's a 'simulation game' but yeah I won't say more than that

As a former neet, its a matter of the right job. A forklift driver is paid well, is not bothered by paperwork or has to deal with people + driving is fun. Even a 12 hour shift passes by nicely. Dont give up.

You're probably right. My dad works in a prison so I'd assume it must be hell in there. Where can I look for good jobs? Do I just use those job searching apps?

My best sweetspot was going to bed 8pm and waking up 3 am, eat breakfast coffee, work out and shower, then start work at 8am.

you chose a shit job my man, your fault

please tell me how I can also have lucid dreams

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The World as Will and Representation by Schopenhauer is his main work, very long, requires some knowledge about Immanuel Kant and especially the first two parts of it are rather difficult to understand. But the book is life changing. He for example answers why to exist means to suffer, why life is a disappointment in every aspect and yet why suicide is pointless and doesnt solve the problem of existence. Another quite famous book that I can recommend is The denial of death by Ernest Becker. That one also discusses core problems of human existence and how they came to be. Its also a lot shorter and easier to understand compared to the other one. I believe, based on what you wrote about yourself, that you would have immense appreciation for both of these books.

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I didn't read the books. I should tho.
But I have in my simple thinking come to the conclusion that life is a joke.
It's not a drama.
And I meditate regularly that also helps.
t. longtime neet.

My cousin worked as a prison guard and it's really taxing on your mind. Search job applications and send open applications to companies youre interested in even if they are not hiring. Honestly, you need to push on forward true shit until you find a job thats satisfying and then youre set. You can do it, dont undervalue yourself.

Wage slave loser kek

>brags about a salary lower than a college grad or tradie
>adult that watches more than 10 hours of anime a week
>developing crippling alcoholism to cope

Your life sounds awful senpai

Did you have any difficulties of adjusting to work life after NEETing for a long time? Did it take long to fix your sleep? Good job on escaping NEETdom i guess

the problem is two-fold
>alarm clocks jerk you awake regardless of the phase of sleep you're in
being awoken during REM by a loud noise basically ruins your entire day
>morning people run society
some people like you and me are completely non-functional before 10am but all the real jobs are in the morning and your boomer boss wants your ass in the chair at 8am despite the nature of your work not requiring your presence at specific times

gimi

730 is not that early but yeah wage slaving for 8 hours 5 days a week is torture

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that literally sounds like a dream

>wake up at 7:30
>go to work
>leave work at 17:00
>lift
>go to uni at 18:40
>get home at 23:30

I CANNOT TAKE THIS ANYMOOOOORE
SAYING EVERYTHING I SAID BEFOOOOORE

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Might just pick up reading. Thanks

That's 4-5 hours of sleep. How are you managing?

This nigga be going to be at 7 pm lmfao

Based Schopenhauer chad, though ultimately his denial of suicide only makes sense in the context of his metaphysical system and is really just cope when applied to practical life; otherwise the solution of “just kill yourself” would be too obviously correct (which it is).

damn you make it sound interesting.

>this many people on Any Forums got owned reading about people having jobs and enjoying their lives
explains why half the catalogue is Any Forums baitpost dogshit kek

Deleted Anime from your life

Bro most people are actually miserable every day. Welcome to the real world I guess.

Lol you fucking pussies lmao I get up at 2-3AM for work. I also get paid full time and barely work 4 hours most days so lmao at you all

waking up before the sun is s-tier.

>>have to wake up at 07:30 every day
why do you start work at noon? I would get up at 5AM for 9AM shifts not just because of shitty commuting but because nothing is worse than waking up minutes before your shift starts and you run out the door half asleep shit in your ass nothing in your stomach. mornings are the most important of the bed I like to have 2 hours just to shit and have breakfast.

also how did you manage school? did you drop at like 13 years old?

I'm doing shit. I dropped uni when i was younger and ended up neeting for a few years, so i guess it's my own damn fault.
Just 2 more years bros...

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>be NEET
Discard that mentality. Find something fulfilling and you'll wake up at 4 am just to attain it, whatever that is.
Also stop staying up late. Go to bed at a time that will enable you to wake up earlier than 7:30. And when you are awake get up even if you're yawny or sleepy. Do something like prepare a coffee or take a shower. If you wake up and do nothing you're just going to succumb to weariness and fall back asleep.
Welcome to real life. It gets easier, but you gotta strike a balance. Don't become a lazy ass, because you're capable of much more.

>have job
>still sleep in till 11 and stay up till 3
>never wear clothes unless I go to the gym or out
the code monkey life can't be beat.

Yeah I love giving away almost half of my waking hours 5 days a week, then being asked to do overtime at the weekend. The money piles up but you never have time or energy to do anything.

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>NEET calling anybody else a loser
lmao

nooo user I was told that Any Forums NEETs spend their days in opulent wealth, doing very important scientific research, travelling around the world in their private yachts with supermodels, and definitely not just posting frogs from their piss bottle fortress.

This is a cope, you're afraid of growing up or doing anything so you sit at home reading pointless things for "self improvement" and act like that makes you better than a wagie.

Imagine doing nothing and thinking "yes this will help me be more fulfilled, and people love talking to people who have nothing going on. I am truly content with this meager and unchanging life void of any hardship or challenges." Absolutely demoralized and dead end.

>Is a burden to his parents
Thats shameful senpai

I am a neet ,but I started a youtube channel 5 days ago. Got 37 views. I hope I dont give up and at least try to make it work.

I can see how people can be too demotivated to make the most of neetdom. Just understand that for a lot of us, we actually do things that you would not have the energy to do while employed. I was in the best shape of my life while a neet, and learned skills I never would have cared about after a long day of work (ie singing)

>get a job
>wake up at 5:00am every day
>get dehumanizing uniform out of the wash
>shave
>my elderly mother is ready in the car by 7:00am because I can't drive
>silent commute
>clock in at 8:00am
>clock out at 4:00pm
>elderly mother is in the parking lot
>silent commute back home
>throw dehumanizing uniform in the wash
>take a very long, hot shower
>put dehumanizing uniform in the dryer
>get out tupperware from the freezer
>microwave
>eat my rice, chicken breast, and broccoli while consooming youtube videos and Any Forums threads

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Dont know but im getting neetbux