I'm talking to this cool girl on Bumble, what should I say next to her?

She's creeped out and will continue to be creeped out.

>sending that wall of text
Fucking hell user chill out.
I noticed that too, women really are children who get off on unpredictability.

If she was creeped out she wouldn't be talking to me. I will continue to escalate into a date or we will unmatch.

Horsewomen are especially bad.
What draws them to those creatures is the fact that it's a giant, smelly and uncontrollable mound of muscle that weighs as much as a car and can kill you at any moment if it wanted to.
Nothing makes a woman happier than feeling like they tamed something of that magnitude, the quintessence of "I can fix him".

>All this smarmy gay jestering just to access some stinky busted(rides horses) roast beef flaps.

Exactly, it's the same reason every female fantasy is some mediocre, bland 5/10 girl getting pursued by a handsome, powerful, unpredictable and violent guy. Somehow she 'tames' him and he is loyal to her, but also still dangerous when protecting her.

i wouldve just responded "im on this earth for a good time not a long time"

I'm laughing rn, op doesn't get what is coming

Kinda goes against this

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damn im not even a woman nor am i gay and 6'2 got me excited. i see why girls like guys over 6 foot.

aside from being an engineer you seem like a gigachad. when did you start working and what age you get into motorcycles? Im suppoed to get my license next month and looking to get prob a kawasaki 650. want a zx6r but was advised against it for a beginner bike.

Are horses really THAT dangerous if you're a normal weight?
That's just what a woman looking to find a spouse and have children is wanting to hear

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They can casually kill you if you piss them off and they kick you.
To say nothing about falling off the horse, or other various ways you can get Christopher Reeve'd by them

She's possibly at work and doesn't have the time to respond
I agree it's starts getting risky after 3 or so messages without getting a response first though - You don't want to come ass as too desperate which starts to happen after 4-5 messages without a response
I don't see too much of a problem with flirting on an app like this though depending on your personaility irl

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Probably doesn't happen too often with experienced riders I'm guessing?
Don't personally hear too much about horse accidents but I'm assuming they don't happen at the same rate as motorcycle accidents
As proof I've witnessed as a highspeed motorcycle accident happened while in a car but I've yet to see a horse accident irl

>She's creeped out and will continue to be creeped out.
girls love creeps

Why do you feel the need to say you like BDSM

Faggot

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