I'll start
>Be me
>At cafe
>Sit down and drink my coffee
>Girl I've been talking to for a while comes by and sits next to me
>Start chatting as usual
>At some point she says "you know, user, my parents aren't home..."
>Ask why
>She gives me an awkward smile and looks at me like I'm weird
>Ask if she needs help looking for them
>See look of disappointment on her face
>After a few more minutes of chatting she leaves
>Realize what happened
>mfw
I'm so fucking stupid.
>Times that you missed a hint/cockblocked yourself
bump because I want to feel less shit
supposedly in 7th grade there was this weird girl a grade younger that was completely obsessed with me, kept writing her name with my last name, and drawing our names with a heart surrounding them. I barely even knew this girl existed.
Pic related: a compedium of every single time.
Kill yourself, by the way, normalfag OP.
>a few days before new years eve 2013/14
>i met a few nice girls in our party group
>i think one likes me and i like her too
>got wasted on the nye very quickly
>next day i ask her how is she doing
>"i went out for a walk with my friend and i felt better right away :)"
>what the fuck
>something died inside of me, i didn't know if it was a shittest but decided to ignore her
>meet her again on a b'day party of nye host half year later
>at some point she puts her head on my shoulder
>it was the last chance for me but im still ignoring her
>a week later she deletes me from fb frens
ffwd december 2020
>some robot motivated me to clean the air and message her
>asked her something probably something like "was there anything between us?"
>her reply is "gimme 7 years need to think about it :)"
>feel sick for a month like i was hungover
this is the end, she is now married, i didn't have any more occasions than this one, still a virgin
In 8th grade a girl at my class sent me an 'i love you' note. I threw it away dreading the moment someone would burst out laughing as I was certain it was a practical joke. Took me years to realize it wasn't.
lol i got a few of those, fooled around with a girl in the photography darkroom
>cheerleader in HS always called me studmuffin
99% sure it was nothing (she was the outgoing bubbly nice to everyone type) but that 1% makes me want to believe
Time is such a strange thing in all of this, isn't it? Us men seem to take love quite seriously, like it's an immortal form of dedication that is not corrupted by time, but for women time is more important than anything else and they can quickly discard any feelings they have to make room for new ones.
I've noticed that all of these thots who give you signs they're interested have very short timeframes within which they consider you attractive. Literally if you don't take your chance today, tomorrow they'll go cold on you.
I have never been approached by a female.
how lowly are your prospects if you cling to something so fragile in a sea of possibility
Well what's the story?
None of us were. They will never make the first move, they'll only give out 'signs' and wait until you take the social risk of asking them out.
>in middle school an Asian stacy kept coming onto me, thought she was just teasing me
>a year ago look her up on facebook, she's asking her friends which college I went to
>jewish girl gives me her number because she wanted to learn more about my religion and take her to my church on the weekend
>never call her back
Because I want it to mean something. I thought I could really get a soulmate.
Captcha: odood
>first day of highschool
>get written my second love letter
>ask a friend of mind about girl (also a girl)
>get the name wrong and asking about wrong girl (LOL)
>she says [wrong girl] is trouble
>so i reluctantly decide not to do anything about it
>fast forward weeks later
>really horny
>paired up with girl for camera class
>alone in the dark
>she starts grabbing me
>i tell her: "i will do it right back if you don't quit"
>she continues to grab me
>start groping and feeling her up
>she seems to like it
>i'm enjoying it too
>run out of time in the dark room and leave as we were just warming up
was a really fun and spontaneous experience
filled me with a lot of confidence for pursuing other girls too
>gimme 7 years need to think about it :)
What a fucking bitch. But you didn't need to contact her.
well i wanted to find out once and for all, so i did, she definitely wanted me to make a step, hence the passive aggressive butthurt
most people probably wouldn't do the same, but that user really convinced me
ive got many somehow i was an autistic chad in hs, if the threads still alive later tonight ill write some out or make a new thread boyos
>Girl I had crush on throughout school sits next to me in sex ed
>Teacher starts talking about vaginas, we're both giggling and getting on surprisingly well, never really talked before
>The guy who just got dumped by her is seething staring daggers at me
>Puss out and act frigid so I don't get bashed
A month later at camp
>All the girls are hanging out on the school bus we parked at camp, it's night and teachers aren't around
>Get called over to the bus with a "yoooohooo, user come over here!"
>Get on and the 10 girls or so are huddled around my crush, they're all giggling and say "ok we have to go see user about that thing, have fun you two"
>Crush is sheepishly batting eyelashes at me, asks me to sit with her
>I just sit there stoic, responding with one word answers, can feel the sweat pouring out my armpits while I sit there astonished this is even happening
>Girl goes quiet after I run out of things to say, I get autistically annoyed that I can't think of anything and that I'm supposed to, just say "we'll see ya around!" and go back to my tent
>All the girls ignore me for the rest of school except to make fun of me for being retarded around girls
>She even showed me her pussy once through a rip in her leggings like it was a joke and I acted sheepish and ignored it