Should I take the escortpill? I'm pretty sure it's literally over for me ever having sex without paying for it...

Should I take the escortpill? I'm pretty sure it's literally over for me ever having sex without paying for it, but I'd still like to have sex and I can afford it.

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I've never got an escort. I did how a streetwalker suck me off twice. Married ama.

Depends in where you live in the world. South American countries have brothels in every single fucking corner, so it's very easy to get your willy wet. Hell, it's even promoted by your fellow friends. However, escorts in rich countries are different, more cunning and even more expensive I would say. But go for it, man. Grab a bitch's hip and thrust that dick! See that booty bounce, and then pay her. It is sex after all.

I would like to do that too. Just to lose my virginity and experience what sex is like before I die.

I wonder what would happen if you went up to a random hot girl at a bar or something and offered her like $500 for sex.

If you can afford it then go for it. If you like it, great, that's a new source of joy in your life. If you don't, you move on to other things. Take basic precautions about STD prevention and there's no real downside.

Yeah, don't do this.

Yes but be warned that the first few times will be pretty bad until you find a decent escort. Most escorts in western countries don't really enjoy what they are doing they only do it because they're lazy and retarded so it might take a few tries until you find one that's somewhat good at what her job. Also beware of scammers. Cash in person only.

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If I was absolutely loaded I would go to hotel bars in downtown Manhattan and find an expensive escort and (
[Spoiler]give her a full body massage

This is the reason why escorts are so expensive these days because retards like you are willing to pay more than what they're worth. Anything above 150 bong papers (180 dollars) an hour is outrageous. Seriously unless she's an 18-19 year old offering bareback sex she's not worth any more than that

its definitely worth trying even if the experience itself ends up being shit. your libido might not be as strong when you get older, better to enjoy sex as young as possible.

how do the fuck does someone get into finding escorts? see plenty of people talk about them but no way whatsover not even websites. I have to somehow find which ones are legit and not get scammed or robbed. How the fuck does someone into escorts ? live in cali btw

don't give these whores money out of principal. Already have a ton of girls asking me for money that I am not fucking; I am not giving a rando cash.

I lost mine at 28, there is still hope dude.

I'm too afraid of the escort having a body that I don't find attractive.

im trying to find one for my birthday, no luck. all just scammers and fake profiles

the "real" ones want insane amounts , like 500+ an hour

im thinking of going to strip clubs nearby and seeing if a girl there will hook up .

from what i've seen the hookers are always middle aged, like 30+ and look ragged. i want like 18-24 and pale skin and not have 50 tattoos

>i want like 18-24 and pale skin and not have 50 tattoos
Then pay the $500

Dude. The escortpill will literally whitepill you on life and redpill you on women and pussy in general. Because you'll realize it's literally not worth jack shit lol. Yeah a couple hundred bucks is nothing to scoff at. But for the amount of time, energy, money, and emotional investment you put into pussy and complaining about being an incel? A couple hundred bucks is fucking nothing lol.

After you fuck a few escorts, you'll realize that pussy is mundane as fuck lol. And that paying several hundred bucks for pussy is a complete waste of money because it's not worth it.

Go find a real hobby or something ffs, stop being a simp who gets his self-esteem from his ability to appeal to the opinions of women.

Honestly $180/hour is fucking extortion lol. In SE Asia you can get the best hookers on the planet (looks-wise and sexual skills-wise) for $100/hour at the MOST. I heard you can get even cheaper in places like Germany at FKK clubs or whatever.

$180/hour is only because it's illegal in most Western countries. Fucking retarded and you might as well just go to a chinky suck and fuck place at that point, a lot of the chinkies are just fine imo.

there are no high class ones that fit that criteria

go check out chinky massage parlors if you're desperate, a lot of them are handjob only but some do full service. It's a bit sketchy but much better than going to a strip club imo, those girls think they're hot shit and they all look like trash once you get them out in the light. Not pleasant to think you were banging a hottie only to notice track marks, stretch marks, wrinkles, and unsightly tattoos all over that ass. Makes it hard to nut Tbh.

If you go into not expecting anything other than jerking yourself with a vagina you will be fine.

If you try to think of it as a genuine sexual experience or even that you are with a real person you will have a bad time and it will be very stressful
Just think of her as a pussy you rent