>your mom sets you up on a blind date with her coworker's daughter >"Now, she might seem a bit different," your mom tells you, "but just keep an open mind. She's a very sweet girl who's had trouble making friends because of... Well, you'll know when you see her." >you get to the restaurant >pic related is your date
I'd honestly ask her about her tits, they seem disability level which is a real thing irl. Like I know girls with DD cups want to get reductions to reduce back pain (they're also fat and have no muscle to support their back but women are retarded) so I can imagine how fucking crooked a girl like this would be. Talking to her about reduction options and stuff and what she's considered. Seems like a better conversation than typical woman shit.
Elijah Jenkins
Those are her tits. They are so massive they hang down to her stomach tho.