>browsed crystal cafe
>out of curiosity, browse a thread talking about how a femanon thinks 99% of men are insanely ugly and cant stand them.
>rest of the femanons agree in laughter
i'm fucking blackpilled, are we that ugly to women? Do women find men really repulsive?
Name three things you do to make yourself attractive
The vast majority of men, even the "average" ones, are skinnyfat faggots who can barely be assed to shower and brush their teeth every morning. Literally just by working out, having a skincare routine, and dressing in cheap suits you're already in the 90th percentile of men even if you look like a bridge troll
Girls would still prefer a guy who has a pretty face
>guy who has a pretty face, no job, lives with his parents, plays games all day, has a shit potato body and the depth of a puddle
vs
>average guy with his shit together, Any Forums body, good job, acts like a man
Women looking for an actual relationship will pick the second guy every time. Any statement to the contrary is defeatist manchild cope.
It's almost like I can actively make myself taller. With a better jawline and richer.
You can in fact get richer. Just send any money you might have to me and I'll invest in crypto for you. 400000000% returns guaranteed!
>>browsed crystal cafe
There's your problem. In the same way incels would """never""" settle for anything less than 10/10 gigastacy tradwife virgin, femcels won't settle for anything less than 10/10 gigachad thundercock provider
>the tranny site was mean to me
Even bio females can't stand what cc has become. Don't let humble bragging larping men ruin your life
Pretty face with a skinny body. Women don't give a fuck, not a single shit, if you "have your shit together" if you have a handsome face. The time I got the most attention in my life from women of all kinds and slept with the most women was when I was skinny, an alcoholic, lived alone, had no money, had no job, acted like a piece of shit and didn't have my shit together, but due to a lower bodyfat and being young I had an amazing jawline and cheekbones.
Hold on, who should I go for, then? I am an incel, so I thought I should go for femcels. A match made in heaven, right? But femcels don't want me, so who then?
>UMMM LOWER YOUR STANDARDS
I have no standards. Well, actually, I do, these are my standards:
>female
>alive
>loves me
Are these standards really too high?
You wouldn't?
It's fucking hilarious to me that the dysfunctional 3/10's on this board will settle for nothing less than a 9/10 qt3.14 trad virgin. Even if you got what you wanted, you wouldn't know what to do with it.
Strange how none of those encounters led to a LTR. Almost like you got used like a pussyrag
I'm not saying your standards are too high, their standards are too high
This is a zinger for people who care and a joke for people who don't. Most people aren't looking for LTRs.
I don't say this often, but this is genuine, unironic cope.
>Yeah, you got to FUCK them without any responsibilities or expectations, but when they're 30 I'll get to pay off their college debt, so who is the REAL winner? >:)
Men don't wear make-up.
Women wear make-up and conflate it with having actual beauty.
crystal cafe is just full of a bunch of self proclaimed "femcels" who dont wash their cunt and reek of discharge and period blood
A vivid, living, breathing basedjak manifested within my mind's eye as I read this
>go to place that hates on things
>surprised when they hate on things
you are autistic
>Men don't wear make-up.
>"Unguent, known as early makeup, was a substance extensively used by men and women to keep their skin hydrated and supple and to avoid wrinkles from the dry heat."