>tfw I'm too happy to fap
Tfw I'm too happy to fap
Matthew Taylor
Adrian Cruz
you should cum yourself
NOW
Benjamin Powell
>got rejected by girl
>fapped 5 times in the next 24 hrs
Masturbation really is just a coping mechanism
Joshua Mitchell
This but I fapped to creepshots I took of her and her friend.
Tyler Cooper
I was happy until my gf annoyed the fuck out of me today
I haven't fapped in like two weeks and now I want to just to push the bad feelings aside
Brandon Butler
>I was happy until my gf annoyed the fuck out of me today
When you say she "annoyed the fuck out of you" did she do a woman moment and pull some shit out of her ass to yell at you about, or are you just another normalnigger mad that the girl he's dating actually wants to spend time with him?
Nicholas Ward
They wouldnt use the n word
Jeremiah Peterson
that's why chimpanzees almost NEVER fap in the wild, but when in captivity they fap constantly, especially when they're depressed.
Coomers are just trapped chimpanzees.
Jason Sullivan
Could you be more specific user?
Did this mean that you are happily eager to fap, or that since you are happy you don't have the need to fap?
pls and ty
Angel Hill
GTFO BITCH FAGGOT NORMALFAGGOT BITCH
Isaiah Green
Isn't her feet in the wrong direction? It's really bothering me
Jeremiah Jackson
i literally didn't even notice there was feet in the picture
Luis Jenkins
Woman moment, yeah. Being too dramatic and self-centered for her own good. A bunch of things happened today but, for example, we were texting each other and having a normal easy-going conversation until she suddenly became grumpy over stuff she doesn't have any control over. I tried to comfort her like I always try to do and she just said "lol" and blocked me even though I especifically asked her time and time again to NOT pull such things on me.
Like hell, I understand not being helpful but why treat me like that just after rambling for all of the past night and earlier today about how grateful she is that I'm in her life supporting her and how bad she feels for having neglected me/treating me badly? It's like her mind can snap and go from "aw, I love life and I love you!! so happie ^-^ please never leave me :c I'm scared that you might hurt me but I know you won't
Alexander Diaz
No? I tried to sit like in pic
>you are happy you don't have the need to fap?
This
Wyatt Gonzalez
this is legitimately why the no-fap shit is a meme. When I'm actually happy - very seldom - I'm barely interested in fapping or porn. I'm thinking about whatever thing is making me happy or that I find really compelling at the time. It requires no willpower. Jacking off just doesn't cross my mind.
It's when I'm already unhappy that I begin to want to fap. The unhappiness comes first, then the listlessness and boredom, and then the "ugh, this sucks, what can I do?" impulse. When I'm unhappy, I start wanting to do cheap low-effort shit to spin my metaphorical wheels, and that's what fapping is. (so is posting here, but I digress)
Nolan Cook
Thanks for your scientific experiment user, my mind is now at ease and I can now fap to that image
Connor Gutierrez
Wait user, you just said something different
>you are happy you don't have the need to fap?
Did this mean that you are glad there is no need to fap?
Or that since you are happy, there's no reason to fap?
You have to be clear user, ok?
Jacob Perez
i believe he's saying that he's happy, so there's no desire to fap, fapping is for when you're sad
Parker Fisher
Thanks for your valid contribution to the conundrum, user. Let's wait for OPs response to untangle this mystery, or else I won't be able to sleep...
Benjamin Johnson
Usually I'd fap. But today I feel so happy that I don't want to do that
David Torres
Thanks for clarifying user, my mind is at ease now.
Does flapping make you sad? Don't you like the tickles?