Someone asks you what your hobbies are

>someone asks you what your hobbies are

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>yeah user my hobbies are video games and anime

>tell them because I don't give a flying fuck

>oh you know. This and that haha

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I play instruments and proceed to show them videos of me dabbing on everyone

I have quite a lot of hobbies. But they're intellectual hobbies, so the average anti-intellectual midwit reacts with disgust, e.g. "ewww you do this for fun?" Fact is that most normie NPCs have no hobbies at all. In particular the women. Netflix is not a hobby. Partying is not a hobby. Drinking alcohol is not a hobby. Having sex is not a hobby.

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booo can someone please get this retard off the stage

>Wow what a great answer! You sure seem fun to be around with your narcissism, it's really cute.

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Vidya, porn and image boards

I just give this response.

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Feeling sorry for myself.

I just tell them the truth; I don't have any. I am only ever asked this question at interviews though as I don't have any friends and don't speak to anyone else.

Video games and masturbating. Those are My hobbies.

Yeah I hate this. I specialize in computational fluid dynamics in a small research center designing equipment for the DOD, and people here STILL bully me for reading math books in my free time. Just know you will NEVER escape these people, somehow they snake their way into every fucking corner. Ironically its only the young machinists that find it interesting and have fun thinking up weird and creative stuff for me to model. Older people in my position or above will do nothing other than infinite scroll on their phones unless there is direct tasking.

Well what are your intellectual hobbies?

woodcarving, sewing, shitposting on the internet, cooking, i also trade in the stock market trying to lose the least ammount of money.
i don't indulge in those that require things (like woodcarving) because i don't really go outside to get the materials

Aside from the standard nerd hobbies, I've really gotten into bushcrafting and guns. I moved to my current residence in the upper midwest for work, and splurged on a 65acre property where the previous owner had already constructed a private 300 yard gun range.

Nice. Even though i dont care the slightest about the stupid shit youre doing i wanna thank retarded autists like you for the fact that i can eat junk food and watch porn and mundane youtube videos all the time. Unfortunately your stupid retarded technology has made it impossible to get a gf.
My hobbies ? Im into swimming, used to be competitive until i got into an accident.
Nothing else pretty much, just swimming.

Oh sorry user, I don't work in anything related to entertainment or consumer electronics. I was raised in a very christian fundamentalist household and was beaten into hating all things normally considered fun. Glad you're enjoying yourself though. Maybe you can have a job working as a mailman. Postal workers are important, everyone loves them, and you get a cool uniform and car. Sorry, I don't want to say its a thing that is dumb or anything like that, its just a genuinely constructive outlet and honest work. I'm not sure where I was going with this thought, but I like mailmen.

Bizarre post.

Ah actually i think i might have found a new hobby. I am thinking of going into the forest and searching for hornet/wasp nests. I want to fry them and their larvae, the larvae definitely do look tasty. I also want to collect their venom, i sometimes get stung by those fuckers intentionally. I just admire the beauty of wasps and ths pain they can inflict