Oh man, can you imagine? Awkward am I right?

Oh man, can you imagine? Awkward am I right?

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> Awkward am I right?
>tfw no sex
it's over

can you stop reposting this shit redditnigger

>alone at last

That just sounds like my daily life (I live alone in a one bedroom apartment).

>me
>my bf who thinks he was my first
>the guy who actually took my virginity and stalked me for a year

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Tell them I miss them and cry

>my only "ex" (even though we were never official but everyone thought we were) who I messed up with due to inexperience, bit awkward
>fat chick who catfished me with old pics but I ended up sleeping with anyway
>married woman in a loveless marriage I saw for a few months and ultimately broke things off with (she was great but wasn't a great situation to be in)
>cute queer chick I had a really nice ONS with but never got back to me afterwards
>sad heavily tattooed girl in her early 30s I saw twice then stopped as she was boring to sleep with and was seeing others anyway
>current strong weightlifting lady friend I'm having a lovely time with
Yeah bit awkward.

>stuck in a room of 20 asian prostitutes
>maybe half of them can speak english

My first move?
Unless it's a big fucking room, I wouldn't be able to move.

>stuck in a room with 2 faggots, one a masochistic bottom twink and another an apathetic coomer
I'd just watch them fuck or something, as i have no desire to ever interact with those two ever again

Does this include my childhood molesters and if so can I have a melee weapon??

>What's your first move
Sit down and relax. I'd be in the room alone so there is nothing to worry about.

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I'm stuck in a room with every person I've had sex with right now. My first move: replying to this thread

It would be a room with 12 escorts.
1 - small, skinny blondie
2 - tall, pale white girl with black hair
3 - thicc Brazilian girl with nice ass
4 - skinny east european girl with black hair
5 - thicc filipina with big ass
6 - skinny, short brunette
7 - tatted up thicc mutt
8 - short redhead
9 - thicc Italian girl
10 - very skinny, tall blonde girl
11 - tall, thicc brunette woman
12 - thicc black girl with big ass

I would honestly have a chat with them and see what's new. Hopefully they're all still alive.

how big is it and how do you cope

Grab the lube and phone.

I come here to get away from this shit. It feels like I'm being followed by the cancer sometimes. It's stalking me.

open up my Bible, enjoy the peace.

Those fags are geriatric by now. I'd rape them back.

I'm all alone...
>Not original
I'm not the only one alone...

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>Drop my pants
Alright, if we're going to get freaky, I'm down for an orgy.

>>alone at last
indeed, brother

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