Lemme tell you the real story of Jesus Christ the so called savior.
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Lemme tell you the real story of Jesus Christ the so called savior
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Jesus was born in Egypt.
When the Pharaoh heard a prophecy of a child that would free the slaves he ordered the
execution of every first born son.
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There are blond haired blue/green eyed people from Galilee actually. Jesus could indeed have looked like whatever was in your church.
Jesus escaped with the help of a bard that brought him to a humble woman named Mary.
Mary raised Jesus in the ways of the Roman's and whenever someone asked why he didn't look like her she said he was a miracle sent by an angel.
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When Jesus grew up he joined the Roman Legion to help his neighbors but left because of its
corruption.
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Then he traveled to every corner of his country to try to help people in need but they took
advantage of his kindness and he quit.
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He figured he didn't know enough about society so he went to school and studied philosophy.
He found great friends but they were lost because of the rumors about them.
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He finally realized there was nothing he could do to save them so he decided to just make life
easier for the elders that were suffering.
The elders didn't want his help because they thought he was young and healthy and could
never understand their pain.
Then he gave up on that too and just decided to relax on the beach and help anybody who
asked.
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Then they arrested him for trespassing and sedition, beat the shit out of him, and killed him.
Based on the evidence Jesus gathered talking to different people he discovered the truth and
was trying to warn everyone that if they don't do something the world as they knew it was going to end.
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Rome collapsed because the earths magnetic pole shifted and changed the climate for a thousand years spreading disease famine and war
Then all the people Jesus helped left Rome and wrote the legend of Jesus Christ and slapped it on the end of the manual for how to deal with addiction as the last lesson. pride addiction. Jesus died because you're all a bunch of morons that don't listen when someone is trying to save you from yourself.
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And then 1900 years later he went on a killing spree against the jews. Based Jesus I love u so much Agghhh
The horseman on it was named death and hell followed with him
And Martin Luther King was actually mexican
That was actually your mom. She sat down and cause an earthquake that killed 8 million Jews.
The only thing you need to fear is not living to your full potential
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G0 0ut s1d3
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Oh well. I tried. I give up now. I'll be fine without you.