How are you going to get a wife if you don't talk?

How are you going to get a wife if you don't talk?

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i'm not. I only need alcohol, my puter, and food

>Why are you so quiet?
>You don't say much, do you?
>You can talk you know.

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You date someone who talks a lot.

I really really love GATAS

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GATAS GATAS I love meh some GATAS fur me

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MORR GATAS I LOVE THEBGATAS I INHALE THE GATAS I NEED GATAS TO SURVIVE

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I hated this. Then you get comfortable and talk to people and they get weirded out by you. That's why I went full shut in mode four years ago. I hate being autistic.

BLACKED GATAS Agatha slept, unaware that the window she opened to cool her room from the day's summer heat was an invitation for an unwanted sexual encounter. Unaware of the gloved hand that carefully pulled it open further, just enough to slip inside and loom over her, a wicked shadow, an immovable column of power. She was unaware that he had watched her undress for bed and had watched her sleep for agonizing hours.

When he reached for her, she woke slowly, eyes opening heavily and reluctantly. She felt a rough gloved hand over her mouth to muffle her startled gasp. His heavy body crushed her, made her too breathless to scream while his other hand slipped between them, with the help of his knees, to part her tangled legs. A whimper from her did nothing to soften his cold gaze as he pushed his gloved finger into her body, violating her.

Agatha froze, shock made her stiff, arching, then shaking. She relaxed then blinked away the tears. She wasn't in shock, she'd just orgasmed. Her eyes now opened wide with alarm and his fingers stopped. Her assailant was also confused and stared down into her face, searching them for answers she couldn't possibly provide. He didn't keep that expression long; it hardened once more as he adjusted his weight above her.

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I want to put a big black penis in GATAS and her best friend Allie, of whom there is apparently a long lost video

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Let us partake in the rap- I mean, loving of GATAS

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you can't just talk to any woman. women don't let you speak with them unless they're interested. if they don't want ant you, they will tell you to go away, or they'll take the subtler route of hinting discomfort and wanting the convo to be over.

Where is my little GATAS? Get over here you smelly rat bitch so I can put you over my knee and spank your smelly tush until it turns refer than Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer.

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What is the GATAS and her best friend Ollie doing now

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By getting an autist wife that doesn't talk either, duh

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Oh my god you really manually type all these out every time don't you? Why are you like this?

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Did GATAS get deceived by Miguel Costales Corrales Ortiz y Fuente Sanchez Acevedo?

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Whats with all the BBC posting in this thread I dont get it?

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I need not speak, my husband shall be telepathically linked to my own thoughts

GATAS will be raped until she can no longer walk

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I'm not.
>marriage
Do people really?

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GATAS, the true Queen of r9k, deserves only the best

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It is a mystery. No one knows who they are or why they do it

Did you get my message?

Will GATAS ever learn to love again after her long lost video with Ollie?

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