I bought my son tickets to Raw for his birthday and I still protect the business in front of him

I bought my son tickets to Raw for his birthday and I still protect the business in front of him.

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Based. Don't let him watch gAyEW or else he'll become a tranny.

take my updoot very wholesome chungus

(unironically though that is based)

id shoot HEEM your son

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my 8 year old nephew walked in on me watching the royal rumble 4 years ago during a family dinner and told me wrestling was fake so i picked that lil bitch up by the neck and chokeslammed him neck first through the glass coffee table neck first and asked if it felt fake. little fucker had to get surgery on his spine and double digit stitches for the lacerations and my sister no longer speaks with me but dammit i protected the business and taught him not to take the performers sacrifices for granted

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ya see user, in this business kids like you don't make it...

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you are based. a little boy came up to me once in the mall in my Austin 3:16 shirt and told me wrestling was fake and I slapped him right inthe ear as hard as I could then his dad came up and swung at me but i did a cartwheel and smacked him in the fucking face as hard as I could and then i said DOES THAT FEEL FAKE? HUH? Then I picked up the dad by the collar and punched him again right in the fucking nose and broke it square in the nose and I said THAT FEEL FUCKIN FAKE TO YOU? and then i had to go fast because i was very loud

Based dad.

I got in to a fight in primary school and stomped with my punches