What would you realistically buy with a billionaires credit card?

What would you realistically buy with a billionaires credit card?

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a good thread

10 gold bars
that's it

I don't think he means that kind of coke

120 acres of prime alaskan land

i would buy a billion dollars to my bank account

Well, I'm fat and have high inhibition

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Cars for my family and friends and houses.
Then go visit my ex and ask him if he still loves me or not or if he's going to keep chasing money instead of me. If he says chase money I'll slap him and give him whatever money I have on me. Then go to his landlords room and buy it and evict him. If he says he loves me and misses me, I'd take him back and buy us a nice house to live in.

Bill Gates assassinates you while you're sleeping
Bill Gates chokes your ex to death then shoots you in the head.

comfy good answer

I would set up a recurring monthly payment that is an amount small enough that they wouldn't notice; like a few thousand dollars, and invoice it as something like 'executive dry cleaning' or 'apple financial services'

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That might work, I can see them glossing over executive dry cleaning but apple financial services sounds shady af

the real play here is to make it so you occasionally deposit money back into their account but less than you take out

buy an orphanage and groom children

one of his underage escorts

A black powder revolver

No background check needed, I can walk out and kill myself with it the same night

sun chips are the bomb

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I'll get him a nice big 3l bottle for his trouble

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mudcrab

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a VR headset

If I could make only a singular purchase I would probably just outright purchase an apartment complex so I can live there and rent apartments to others so I can forever become a comfy NEET.

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