Female cousin didn't believe me when I told her morning wood is real. She thought it was a meme. Any similar stories of female ignorance of male anatomy?
Female ignorance of male anatomy
Benjamin Jenkins
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Jaxon Foster
Prove to your cousin that morning wood is real, user.
Thomas Powell
if morning wood is real, it is the lewdest thing of all time. she probably cant believe it cause its too cute to be true, like i do
Nathaniel Powell
hows that cute
Joshua Adams
i didnt know what morning wood was until like a month ago. and im 20
Hunter Bell
didn't realize that growers were a thing and that it can shrink to like an inch.
Ryan Harris
Surprisingly common among women. My theory is that they watch too much porn and expect dudes to have 5 inches while soft
Ethan Sanders
no hunny. THIS is the ideal body type when it comes to thin women
Xavier Jackson
Bro.. I remember one girl telling me she didnt know theres no bone in the penis back in school. I think its the opposite of too much porn..
Tyler Baker
If no photoshop then that is a goddess amongst women
Isaiah Thomas
>no hips or anything
and thats supposed to be the perfect body type? pffft
Andrew Smith
user means it's cute if it's Chad with the morning wood.
IDK, user. I'm just as clueless on female anatomy. I only know; where the vagina is; where the clitorus is (never seen either in person); and sorta where the uterus and ovaries are.
Hunter Hall
i think its cute when guys get boners and get flustered about it, so one getting a boner while theyre asleep, out of control, is arousing.
sighhhhhhhhh
Logan Phillips
>they watch too much porn
Girls do not watch porn; they have Tinder. Sex for women is what masterbation is to guys. You didn't think the extreme body counts modern women have today were always a thing, right?
Parker Bailey
women aren't sexually attracted to men they don't find sexually attractive, yeah
John Taylor
Sorry. I keep feeling the need to point out what women find attractive is less than 20% of the population.
Chase Cruz
you can't be coping this hard right?
t. got a sister
Tyler Johnson
Yes. Since you have a sister, who I suppose you know masturbates, this means all girls masturbate.
Think of it this way, if you were a guy with the ability to fuck new girls every single day effortlessly, would you still be masturbating?
Lucas Perry
I have never really gotten morning wood. Just woke up and just checked.
Hudson White
Men are also by and large ignorant about male anatomy, especially in the U.S. Whole parts of the penis have been edited out of sex ed and medical education because they're the parts that this dysfunctional society cuts off boys when they're infants in circumcision.
Tons of guys don't even know how this is possible:
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Something THAT basic.
Alexander Green
Women assuming men are hard all the time
Oliver Baker
Its useless anyway, especially when you're single
Austin Miller
I've never met a woman who knew that men can naturally lactate.
Christopher Gray
I dont get flustered over morning wood it happens every day. I would if I had company but it's usually pretty easy to hide since most people don't check your cock while you're sleeping
Jeremiah White
No morning wood = Low testosterone.
Connor Howard
Few seem to grasp the basic concept of having an external sex organ and from that
>the ability to easily hurt yourself
>the need to adjust things
>the sensitivity of every part, not just the head
>the effect different temperatures have on it
Often just being like
>What is a boner like?
Which is a strange question because apparently their stuff also elongates when sexually aroused and it just isn't noticeable from the outside.