Attempted to contact (((r*ddit))) women

I don't understand why they get so upset when talking about anything related to sex or bodily fluids. The anatomy is very different to men's and varies from person to person.

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Just to add, there was lots of posts about periods and such that didn't meet this "read a book" response

This is hilarious.
They feel ashamed about their stinky disgusting pussy, that's why your post was removed.
It would be fine if a woman asked though.

>it's a "r3ddit filters the virgin" repeat
Based r3ddit jannie

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You could honestly just read a book on this if you are truly curious

What was the question? Oregon

You could read a book on anything.
Maybe reddit will become obsolete in the near future.

When are you rendering yourself obsolete, little lady?

This what I posted:

I had a squirter gf once and dude let me tell you. She would just squirt so fucking much and it legit just felt like she was peeing on me a ton if she were on top.

And dude the fucking bed would get fucked. Sometimes I'd stay up all night cleaning it with peroxide and baking soda and vacuuming up the liquid or laying a fan on it and waiting hours for it to dry.

It was fucked.

It was just so fucking much. An absolute huge lake in my bed.

Well, one time I pissed the bed a little. Don't even know what happened but I peed and I woke up and was very embarrassed and told her and she had the audacity to be disgusted with me about it.

And I'm thinking like, bitch, you've been fucking pissing on me for two years now.

And I ain't never been in to that.

But I let you piss on me out of love and you are gonna shame me because I dreamt I was pissing in a toilet and then pissed the bed ONE TIME.

Fucking wild the nerve on that girl and let me tell you, that cum piss smells weird and if you don't get those blankets washed, oh boy. Gross smell.

But dude, not even a plastic lining helped, it was so much. Went right through.

To this day, I just want to fucking understand why she squirted so much.

It was legit like a waterfall or a broken geyser.

I just want to understand. I straight got PTSD over this. I just wanna learn what was going on with her vagina and where she stored all that liquid.

Keeps me up at night sometimes as I try and figure it out but Google ain't like it used to be.

What do you mean near future? Nobody I vibe with even uses reddit. My girlfriend hardly even goes online anymore

>it was sarcasm
>maybe your post is sarcasm

No reference to which book I could find this information

Mad bussin fr fr

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>nigger normie speech
That's why they did it, user. You're being disgusting in your post and showing how few brain cells you have. You're an undesirable and they just pick whatever excuse will justify their response well enough.

>it's not
>read an English textbook, retard

The virgin adult male calling others undesirable? Heckin kekkers

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>coping about being called an undesirable
You belong on Preddit.

>nigger speak gets banned by (((leftists)))
>intelligent articulated speech gets banned for (((being too white)))

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>autism speak gets banned for being unintelligible

>read an English textbook, retard
>buttblasted

I'm not the one crying about getting banned from red it tho??

>not op
>still buttblasted