Fuck these things. Why did I have to be born with them. Too weak to even be flicked...

Fuck these things. Why did I have to be born with them. Too weak to even be flicked. Produce testosterone which makes me a raging psycho. Fuck testicles

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you gonna circumcise those too?

Yeah just cut the skin off and they'll be forced to be protected inside you as boivaries and not able to produce much testosterone.

Cocks and balls are fucking beautiful wtf. You ever look at a vagina and say "wow how nice looking" Obviously not. Picrel is visually appealing even to a heterosexual such as myself. I've sucked several dicks in sheer appreciation for their aesthetic qualities.

>You ever look at a vagina and say "wow how nice looking"
You are not supposed to see it anyway which is why there was never any evolutionary pressure for having a pretty vagina.

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>You ever look at a vagina and say "wow how nice looking"
yea, i do
>Picrel is visually appealing even to a heterosexual such as myself. I've sucked several dicks in sheer appreciation for their aesthetic qualities.
oh it's a troll

Genuinely though, dicks are very aesthetically pleasing. Freud was right, us humans really like them for some reason. Not even in a sexual way

Can I tickle your nutsacc?

Dicks maybe, but balls are disgusting. Literally just saggy skin with sensitive ovals inside them. Looks like an old man

i don't agree with that, i don't like how dicks or balls look at all, sexually or otherwise

You are just closet gay

>You ever look at a vagina and say "wow how nice looking" Obviously not.
Most vaginas are pretty ugly looking. But a chick can have a cute innie that drives me monkey mode

>You ever look at a vagina and say "wow how nice looking"
absolutely

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I just wish mine were bigger :(
wish I had giant testicles

Bust them then?

>Fuck these things. Why did I have to be born with them. Too weak to even be flicked. Produce testosterone which makes me a raging psycho. Fuck testicles


atg2r

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i dont understand why we dont have them inside us like the reptiles do

external balls are just an annoyance, they make you feel sick when they're too hot, gotta be careful about how you sit, can't keep your legs together, extremely sensitive to pain, etc
women may have periods once a month for a few days, but men have to deal with balls all the time

God I love nice balls, I just want an user with a nice musk to smell every day

Balls are God's cruel "gift" to men. The things that define us are also our greatest weakness

I like imagining a girl just slobbering on my testicles