AEW DYNAMITE Gamethread #5

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punk in long johns kek what a stud

Based Punk mogging Slopxley's "pop"

WHY IS THERE AN INTERIM WOMANS TITLE MATCH
WHAT HAPPENED TO THUNDER ROSA

Bets on Punk winning dirty

theres not even boos for punk

just silence

KWAB it's over phillip HH

fuck punk

>crowd absolutely dead for semen punk

>Tony just yelled in Jim Ross’s headset to start yelling
>Fingerpoke of doom esque angle incoming

I think I'm drunk.

Are they really having Punk vs Mox as the midcard event? Tony is allergic to millys.

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Punk is going to kayfabe quit and e-drones are going to act like it's real and that he's going back to WWE HAHAHAH

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>Mox is gonna spend an hour gassing Phil before beating him as punishment for going into business for himself last week
BASED!

Trios title tournament match being the main is actually based. I’m sure Punk is seething.

The world needs more Black rock bands

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Such a positively positive perfect passionate pussy

>Two matches after this

Xero News on twitter:

>Bray Wyatt has been spotted backstage - talent meeting was to address the direction going forward for a massive angle involving him

Xero News on twitter:

>Bray Wyatt has been spotted backstage - talent meeting was to address the direction going forward for a massive angle involving him

Xero News on twitter:

>Bray Wyatt has been spotted backstage - talent meeting was to address the direction going forward for a massive angle involving him

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does Maxell show up?

its mox's home state

>checked
Like clockwork

>dronie headcanon
enjoy Gargano faggots lol

>60 minute time limit so it started with an hour left
makes sense tbf

punk doesn't have an original bone in his body

punketty is gonna lose tonight

AEW FUCKING SUCKS LOOOOOL

>inb4 moxley starts bleeding everywhere

LOOK IN MY EYES
WHAT DO YOU SEE
THE KWAB OF ELITE WRESTLING

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>world champion CM Punk in the midcard
pottery

Unspecified injury. Speculation is she might be preggers.

Punk is obviously turning or leaving the company tonight

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this is gonna be trash
I feel it

Make your pick RIGHT FUCKING NOW:
>Punk
of
>MOX

Who's the dude who's gonna end up a third wheel at All Out in the real punk-Mox match to eat the pin so either Phil or Jon still looks strong despite losing their copy of the belt?

because everyone knows it's not going to be a full match

Brother Xero, I knew you'd come!

The Roblox account?

book my wife madi

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hes doing something fucky and hoping people tune in after the match.

What the fuck is wrong with Tony? First he puts the biggest possible matchup he can make on free TV, weeks before a PPV, and now it's not even the main event.

Omfg bros we won

There’s still two more matches lmao

holy shit do I really have to sit through an hour of Moxley "wrestling?"

Dasha
Meaty arms
Can get it

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they literally
JUST SAID
we will go over time if necessary
watch the show
you stupid fucking faggot

pregnant

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Firs the Rosa segment and now this weird shit? Does AEW just hate champions and ratings?

based

Is that cow drinkeng it own pee?

This feels so small time.

>no hype video
>no you think you’re special
>only like 30 seconds passes between birds leaving the ring and Mox’s entrance

We don't want him back

Is Shida :DDD the most over joshi here without a general?

Putting it on early confirms lame shenanigans

Sandbagger out.
Teabagger in (my holes please)

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Lads, I really wanna watch this match but I also wanna shitpost. Decisions, decisions...

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SIRS
DEAN IF COMING HOME

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Punk is doing the Jonatham Gresham thing, he's doing the job

Over under on the amount of minutes before Moxley blades?

he's punishing phil

How is Corny going to justify Moxley being more over than Phil?

>this is gonna be trash
>I feel it
World Title match in the middle of the show?

WCW AF

give it a rest aewbotches, nobody is believing your headcanon. you're not a dirtsheet, you're not a journalist

LOL, LMAO

Based Tony is going to expose these mentally ill dronies

>main events over punketty

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Inoki if he female

Card subject to change

built for breeding

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but then you can pad time on the match

>PUNK (the guy Tony paid millions for) IS GOING TO HECKIN LEAVE THE COMPANY BECAUSE SOME MIDCARDER IS MAD AT HIM FOR MAKING ANOTHER MIDCARDER LEAVE

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If CM Punk has a million fans, i am one of them
If CM Punk has ten fans, i am one of those ten.
If CM Punk has only one fan then that is me
If CM Punk has no fans, then I’m dead.
If the world is against CM Punk, i am against the world.

Nah Riho is

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

yeah but the other matches won't take place if this goes till 10 pm

As he should

>they mention mixed reactions for Punk

They're not going 60 mins are they????

Why isn't Regal there?

Punk doing the job like he’s Lesnar against Goldberg at survivor series that one time

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>wojak

Except they can’t do that, Tony is already on thin ice for the bad ratings

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The Planted fans cheer for Cuck Man and Moxley are earning their pay

CHECK XERO NEWS TWITTER HOLY FUCKKK

>shida got no pop
kennybros
the experiment....failed...

Omega Danielson crowd was better

you are a legitimate retard if you follow this guy

I've never understood the Punk hype

By insulting the crowd and pretending that phil is more over

HOW THE FUCK ARE WE GETTING LESS GAMETHREADS THEN RAW AND SMACKDOWN

MOMMY

Everyone knows WWE doesn't want Punk. Punk wouldn't be here if that wasn't the case.

kek JJ took this picture and she asked him to take it down. fortunately people from the board saved it beforehand

Does Tony have the balls to let Mox go over?

>Except they can't do that
Why? Why can't they do over? What inside knowledge do you have of TBS's decision on this?

im guessing punk heel turn, dq win for mox

HOLY BASED
ABSOLUTE DIMES RICKY STARKS

>pregnant
>HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

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not even memeing here, does this not feel like an episode where shit just hit the fan backstage + it feels like a late episode of Nitro? lmao

I bet her asshole tastes like cinnamon

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Lmao at people turning on punketty

Why does JR sound like he's a soundboard today

JR just interrupts everyone. Stfu.

He hates Moxley because Moxley refused to fuck his wife. Why would anyone care what he thinks?

fffffffuck

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>Excalibur: Ever since winning that title from Hiroshi Tanah-
>STIFF! VERY STIFF! I WANT TO SAY THAT THIS IS VERY STIFF! THESE GUYS ARE SO STIFF TONIGHT!!

>whitecel now defending mexican women

remember when you used to bump your post advertising your youtube videos? yeah, you were cancer then too aewbotches. fuck off.

why did JR just spergout? whats wrong with him today lmao

Oh please let KEK MAN really have fucked up his foot

Just started watching. Why the fuck is this match happening in the middle of the show? What the fuck is Tony Khan doing?

I'm getting WORKED bros.

>HOW THE FUCK ARE WE GETTING LESS GAMETHREADS THEN RAW AND SMACKDOWN
It's just a slump. Next time they say no million? no sell it

Is he shoot retarded or am I being worked?

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OH NO NO

My guess is United Empire is main eventing so Ospreay can call out Kenny and start building that Elite vs United Empire feud

Either JR is joining the broadcast team by skype or he's dead and they're using JR AI. Which is it?

Why does JR sound like a soundboard?

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who is that headset guy and why is he halfway climbing up into the ring? Is he the on sight KAYFABE EMT?

STU-PID FUHKIN AEW NERDS BRIAN

JR is in stage 3 of Everywhere at The End of Time

i love it

These guys will be dead if this goes an hour

HNNNNNNNNNNG

WTF is wrong with J.R tonight, interrupting evereybody

>posts like this are why Dynamite gamethreads get spammed to 10-12 threads
Great quality discussions

PIN HIM YOU RETARD. WHY AREN'T YOU PINNING HIM YOU HIT YOUR FINISH

Are you actually retarded?
Wait you’re an aew fan, already got my answer. Don’t reply

WHAT THE FUCK

Forget Wrestlemania, Punk can’t main even Dynamite.

Imagine doing cinnamon challenge with your asshole.

LMAO WTF

lmao that was dogshit

>Punk is going to retire after this
holy kek

kek

KWAB

worked

ahahahahaah

JJ the izzypedo? why would she ask him to take it down?

god just fucking retire Phil you worthless shitter

BASED MOX

PUNK BURIED PUNK BURIED PUNK BURIED PUNK BURIED PUNK BURIED PUNK BURIED PUNK BURIED PUNK BURIED PUNK BURIED PUNK BURIED PUNK BURIED PUNK BURIED PUNK BURIED PUNK BURIED PUNK BURIED PUNK BURIED PUNK BURIED PUNK BURIED PUNK BURIED PUNK BURIED PUNK BURIED PUNK BURIED PUNK BURIED PUNK BURIED PUNK BURIED PUNK BURIED PUNK BURIED PUNK BURIED PUNK BURIED PUNK BURIED PUNK BURIED PUNK BURIED PUNK BURIED PUNK BURIED

KWAB COMING RIGHT UP BASED MOX

CM KWAB

Nuff said

cuckman sucks he needs to leave

wtf :s

it's over

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CM SQUASHED

Did they finally realize they can make JR's mic louder

YES FUCKS YES

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MOX BROS WE DID IT

KEK Punk is leaving

Ok....I didnt see that coming

kwab!

Deadpool and Terminator: Dark Fate are on the channels before and after TBS. Is that terminator movie good? I haven’t seen it.

WAIT A MINUTE

BURIED

WHAT THE FUCK

LOL

GOD PLEASE LET PUNK BE HURT REAL

yeah him. probably thought it made her look fat idk

Punk fucking buried.

>Punk returns just to job

What was the point?

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wut

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HOLY FUCKING BASED KEKMAN PHIL BURIED

Wtf
Lmaoooo

>>WTF WAS THAT TRASH LMFAOOOOOO

BURIAL BURIAL BURIAL

I’d bet it tastes like shit

HAHAHAHA HHOLY SHIT

ITS FUCKING OVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

MOXWINSLOL

kek Punk's gone

rip Punk

lmao

PUNK GOING TO WWE PUNK GOING TO WWE PUNK GOING TO WWE PUNK GOING TO WWE PUNK GOING TO WWE PUNK GOING TO WWE PUNK GOING TO WWE PUNK GOING TO WWE PUNK GOING TO WWE PUNK GOING TO WWE PUNK GOING TO WWE PUNK GOING TO WWE PUNK GOING TO WWE PUNK GOING TO WWE PUNK GOING TO WWE PUNK GOING TO WWE PUNK GOING TO WWE PUNK GOING TO WWE PUNK GOING TO WWE PUNK GOING TO WWE PUNK GOING TO WWE PUNK GOING TO WWE PUNK GOING TO WWE PUNK GOING TO WWE PUNK GOING TO WWE PUNK GOING TO WWE PUNK GOING TO WWE PUNK GOING TO WWE PUNK GOING TO WWE PUNK GOING TO WWE PUNK GOING TO WWE PUNK GOING TO WWE PUNK GOING TO WWE PUNK GOING TO WWE PUNK GOING TO WWE PUNK GOING TO WWE PUNK GOING TO WWE PUNK GOING TO WWE PUNK GOING TO WWE

BASED BASED BASED BASED

HOLY FUCKING BASED

CM KWAB

Holy shit besides the two deathriders that was a fucking squash, and Punk hurting his foot, that was essentially a jobber match

>>whitecel now defending mexican women

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THANK YOU BASED MOXLEY

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

WHAT THE FUCK? WHAT THE FUCK?WHAT THE FUCK?WHAT THE FUCK?WHAT THE FUCK?WHAT THE FUCK?WHAT THE FUCK?WHAT THE FUCK?WHAT THE FUCK?WHAT THE FUCK?WHAT THE FUCK?WHAT THE FUCK?WHAT THE FUCK?WHAT THE FUCK?WHAT THE FUCK?WHAT THE FUCK?WHAT THE FUCK?WHAT THE FUCK?WHAT THE FUCK?WHAT THE FUCK?WHAT THE FUCK?WHAT THE FUCK?WHAT THE FUCK?WHAT THE FUCK?WHAT THE FUCK?WHAT THE FUCK?

Shitter getting btfo tonight, TK finally doing something good. Based.

IT'S

FUCKING

HAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPENING

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What.
The.
Fuck.

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These 2 shitters barely work, why don’t they find time to go to the gym and hit the fucking weights for fucks sake

Holy shit Tiny Khan actually buried KEKMAN

BASED MOX

OK, where's the swerve? We got 50 mins.

wat

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JR needs to get off commentary.

>punk came back too soon story
>omega came back too soon story
Bravo booker of the year

HOLY FUCKING KINO

LMAO Punks gone

kek this retard spoke too soon (as usual)

BASED BACK TO WALMART FOR PUNKETTY

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what the hell?

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based fuck cm shit

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HAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU PHIL

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SHADES OF MICKEY GALL

WUT WHAT THE

KEK
WHAT
A
BITCH

Hunter doesn't want the faggot back. He's gonna retire

BURIAL
BURIAL
BURIAL

BURIAL
BURIAL

TONY DID IT THE MADMAN

KWAB

definition of ivy league trash
i guess punk is walking

Jobber Matches belong on DARK

good fuck punk for real go away faggot

THANK YOU TONY

>Xero News

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>It's not a work and Punk is walking out

>PUNK STEALS KENNYS STORYLINE

kek CM Phil BTFO

kek Punk's gone

lolwut?

THE SLOPPIEST SHOP

REMATCH AT ALL OUT BECAUSE MOX WILL SAY "I DIDN'T WANT TO WIN THAT WAY"'

REMATCH AT ALL OUT BECAUSE MOX WILL SAY "I DIDN'T WANT TO WIN THAT WAY"

REMATCH AT ALL OUT BECAUSE MOX WILL SAY "I DIDN'T WANT TO WIN THAT WAY"

REMATCH AT ALL OUT BECAUSE MOX WILL SAY "I DIDN'T WANT TO WIN THAT WAY"

REMATCH AT ALL OUT BECAUSE MOX WILL SAY "I DIDN'T WANT TO WIN THAT WAY"

I don't care what the rationale is, I'm so glad the belt is on Mox and not Punk

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Punk wants out

AEW IS FUCKING SAVED

Cuckmanbros...

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Fucking buried. Punkneytty BTFO