AEW DYNAMITE Gamethread #3

FUCKING BASED

Literally WHO?

actually based

aight

HOLY SHIT MGM ARE ALL ELITE

HOLY FUCK MOTOR CITY MACHINE GUNS 2005 TNA

MOVE OVER AEW STARS

>bringing in MCMG randomly with no build...for All Out
Tony is a retard

OMG A HECKIN DEBUT
>and the crowd goes mild

>mother shitty machine gums

More yummy debuts

save MCMG from rotting away in dead TNA plz

All Out keeps getting better

MOTORBOATERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

MCMG
>est. 2006
>they've been at it for 16 years

I've never seen an MCMG match

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WHO?

I hope they join us full time
Midpact is fucking trash, they don't belong there

OWL BROS WTF

any nu-japan chads wanna explain why a roll up is called an Okada Roll?

does he do that move often?

No Riho No Watch

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WHOOOOOOOOOOOOTER
CITY

based as fuck. MCMG shit all over FTR

BASED MCMG
I do wish they were having a regular tag though

MOOOOOTOOOOOR CITTTY!

Rolling out the Motor City Machine Guns with their walkers and oxygen tanks

same brother

Kek it do be like that

It's an FTR bucket list match ya dweeb

>kushida's jannetty and his jannetty who killed tna
oh me oh my if you dont like that then you dont like elite wrestling

AEW IS TNA 2.0

HOLY SHIT BROS MOTOR CITY MACHINE GUNS

The pencil in Sanjay's ear is dimes

I haven't watched Impact in months. Did Saban leave or is this a special deal between AEW and Impact to have one match for the PPV?

Kek Lethal is teamed with 2 Shiiters that are so bad in the ring he has to pull out two former IMPACT has-beens to team with him.

WHO???!!! OMG ITS LITERALLY WHO!!!!

more people watched Impact when MCMG were at their peak than watch AEWHO now

>MORE TOYS

It's beyond parody at this point.

Didn't hear that are they facing MCM at All Out?

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Literally who? Motor city who???

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I want a butter burger

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O'Connor Roll

lmao dronies positively boilin'

And what is wrong with that?

They're probably pinning one of FTR and getting a title shot on Dynamite

FTR have numerous belts, pretty sure the could put one of them on the line at a proper tag match in the future

What a stretch with this shitpost

>the Young Bucks aren't going against MCMG for the millionth time
Wasted opportunity.

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any black people

Are the MCMGs still good bros?

I say nigger every day but in a cool and non-racist way

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how many more people watched wwe then and now?

I get the machine guns are there to put over ftr for the tag team cred, what's the angle for wardlow?

Oh boy, two 40 year old guys who aren't even signed with the company! Really building for the future there Tony!

(and thats a good thing)

Women's division can still save AEW !!

Jey lethal, no MCMG
aew is just a best of the 2000s retirement home rerun kek

EVIL

FUCKING

COMPANY

What's the issue?

Well I was legitimately surprised by that. Thank god because i did not want to watch that giant shitter struggle to walk

MCMG are based as fuck

HOLY SHIT SO TRUE

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power bombs an interfering giant

For me it's the Double Sourdough Melt with onion rings on the side.

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I have literally no idea who the Motor City Machine Guns are.

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KWAB

>sprite: now made with clear bottle so it can be remade
Since when are plastic bottles not clear?

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Butter? I hardly know her LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

yam bag jones over there

Racism is honestly cringe

>Didn't hear that are they facing MCM at All Out?

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Are AEW and Impact working together again or are MCMG freelancers?

Jay lethal will never evvvvvvver be over no matter what. Guys a Indy bum

whats with the e-drone seethe? MCMG are one of the best tag teams of the 2000s, go watch a match of theirs.

>wwe out of nowhere
seek therapy, faggot

Rosa worst promo

welp

>Rosa sandbagged herself

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KEK Thunder ROSA with the biggest KWAB

WOMEN'S DIVISION IS SAVED

Moving on after all out

I say nigger every day but in a cool and racist way

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Jamie is going over Toni!

lol wtf

Why are they not doing this in the ring???

>thought nofap would help motivate me to find a girl
>instead it made me literally cum in my pants while watching a girl do squats in the gym

I call my Black gf nigger and she cums hard in a cool non racist way

>Rosa giving up the title
>"INTERIM"
the fuck

>No Thunder Rosa
HOLY FUCKING BASED

speaking of rolling out...Kurt Angle is on RAW next week

also KWAB Rosa

HAHAHAHAH HOLY SLOPPY SHOP HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FUCKING KEK

Well now this webM is out of date.

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Chris Sabin can still go. I haven't seen Alex Shelley since covid started, though. Stopped watching Impact months ago because of Gail's shitty booking.

HAHAHAHAHAAHA
HAYTER CHADS IS OUR FUCKING TIME

WTF NOOOOOOO FUCK THIS, FUCK YOU KAHN YOU STUPID FUCKING PAKI N*GGER FUCK YOU OUR GIRLS IS DONE NOOOOOOOO

K W A B INTERIM FUCKING EMBARRASSING SLOPPY SHOT

>Thunder Rosa is injured
THANK YOU JESUS

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>rosa dropping the belt

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THUNDER ROSA RESIGNS THE BELT BROS WTF

Injury? Bullshit. What she do?

Lmao there's no swerve here? That was real?

Good news, this sandbagging whore is not champ no mas.

>Thunder Rosa with the career ending pregnancy

THE TACO SHITTER IS GONE WE KEEP ON WINNING AEW CHADS!

HAYTER VS TONI LFG

They couldn't even give rosa an in ring segment KEK

>doing this in 30 seconds in the back
Hell of a way to do this

How did Rosa get hurt?

wtf happened i was getting water

Why is Rosa going ?

>Another belt
>Another interim belt

KWAB

TRANNY OUT BAAED

LMAO BYE BYE

LMAOOOO KWAB FUCK ROSA SANDBAGGING BITCH AHAHAHAHA

this is so bad dude

>cries because she has to leave and there has to be an interim champion

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Another interim championship? Should just strip people of their championships desu

JUST

>end one interim championship
>immediately start another one
nice company you have here

Only E-Drones hate Rosa

who?

>interim
This gimmick needs to go away. This ain't the UFC fuck off cocaine Khan.

Britt Baker pulling a Tonya Harding on poor Thunder Rosa

Kek this bitch named Ponderosa

>They were cool 20 years ago
now imagine rick rude beating lesnar

>Rosa's out
fucking BASED

HAPPENING

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For some it's this injured sandbaggwr, for me, it's this hot teabagger

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>censoring man nipples

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>interim
ok that's just retarded, but I understand that TK doesn't want to just strip her

uh how did she get injured

INTERIM HERE
INTERIM THERE
INTERIM EVERYWHERE

Gunn Club theme is so fucking dimes

Becoming champion was the worst thing to ever happen to Rosa.

>INTERIM
You faggots have no business ever calling WWE a sloppy shop

literal WWE robotic ass promo LMAO

>another interim champion

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The Motor City Machine Guns. I have no idea who they are.

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>fake accent
>fake tears

Are you fucking kidding me im sick of this interim shit

I hate wiggers so much

YO
LISSEN

ummmm.... based.

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Rosa is faking it because she doesn't want to face Toni

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>57-9
Holy shit, does Colton have one of the best win percentages in AEW?

0 reaction to the meeting line
no one cares about backstage shit

HE REFERENCED THE GUY

What did Taz mean by this? streamable.com/szkn36

RIP ROSA
DMD DMD

EVERYBODY LOVES THE ACCLAIMED

YO LISTEN YO LISTEN

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>another talent meeting
kek

>hide your dads

what does your mom say when she hears you say it?

Isn't this unironically the point of the 30/90 day defense rules from like 40 years ago, so if this shit happens, you can actually kayfabe it?
The interim is fucking bullshit

AEW FUCKING SUCKS LMFAOOOOOO

>another talent meeting
so there was something going down

>wins women title
>get used for a total of 2 minutes over the last 5 months
>still get injured somehow
Smarks are so retarded kek

LMAO BASED TAZ

>talent meeting line

negative pop

acclaimed is still dimes though

This some gay ass shit. I don't think this semen slurrping AWE is for me.

My boy Biden!

>absolutely no reaction for the talent meeting line
LMAO

DANGEROUSLY baste rap this week max

I LOVE THE ACCLAIMED

Depends how long their out. Punk was out for two months

>dirty joke
>insider reference
>topical reference
getting kinda formulaic Max

She doesn't want to lose the belt in the ring but wants to win it back

Billy Gunn isn’t the Acclaimed’s Ass Daddy, he’s the Ass Daddy that stepped up

XERO NEWS ON TWITTER REPORTING THUNDER ROSA IS PREGNANT AND DROPPING THE TITLE SIMILAR TO BECKY LYNCH

>stream fucked up and I missed the acclaimed rap
Fml

Based Taz calling it like it is

poor max, it got zero reaction (but probably because most of the people in the crowd didn't know about it)

How big is his dick?

what's the window scene in Predator 2?

god fuck no, enough of shittaker

>ywn take a qt3.14 to the AEDub matches
Someone just fucking end me already

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She does a ton of indie stuff. Once you become the top dog in a division you should cut that shit out until they move the belt off you. She asked for it.

It was unironically one of his worst

kek

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what the hell is a tropical reference?

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>AEW FUCKING SUCKS LMFAOOOOOO

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I love Towa

Yeah right after he won it. Didn’t even defend the belt

To be fair she does a lot of stuff outside aew

>XERO NEWS ON TWITTER REPORTING
please for the love of everything in the world, stop fucking listening to anything that retard posts

Holy shit this team is over

Kek no reaction for the talent meeting line. Proof no one gives a shit about fake dirtsheet rumors right there

>whose your daddy chant
epic

Gonna be honest. Ass boys > Acclaimed.

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>Deadliest Catch spinoff
>We gave the kids of the guy we killed their own show let's see what happens

jesus christ discovery

read again user HH

Predator shows butthole

Kek I heard that too

Nothings even spelled wrong. You seething faggots can’t meme right. Unfunny faggot.

OH MY GOD LETHAL AND MOTOR CITY HOLY BSSED 40 YEAR OLD TNA REJECTS INSTEWAD OF WWE REJECTS
IN A MATCH VS TWO WWE REJECTS AND A WALMART GOLDBERG
WHERE ITS OVVIOUS THE AEW GUYS ARE WINNING
IN A MEANINGLESS THROWN TOGETHER TRIOS MATCH WHEN THERES A TRIOS TOURNY ON THE SAME SHOW
BOOKER IF THE YEARHAHWIBRIOWF

>tropical
you fr rn bruh?

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>all the drone seethe ITT
why though?

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Based JR making things awkward af.

It would be pretty dimes if Acclaimed did 2 verses one time, would be more surprising than a new indie darling debuting

KEK

MY NEW SONS ARE BLACK
MY OLD ONES ARE BLUE
IF YOU DON'T LOVE THE ACCLAIMED
NIGGA FUCK YOU

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Is Rosa the new KWAB of the Year?

me too lad

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>Steals Punks injury gimmick.
>Is more believable and likeable.

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>this match getting the PIP treatment
ratings fucking plummet

not that user but I dont remember no window scene in Predator 2 and I saw the movie like a year ago from my backlog

ya mad?

It wouldn’t be an issue if she wasn’t a shitter, Jon take the same Indie mud shows but stays alive for each big event

>be me
>have thin smol qt 21 year old gf
>is a strict e drone because her older brothers were and dislikes aew
I feel your pain brother

melting an icy heart with a warm island song

>only smarks follow dirtsheets
>dirtsheet joke completely flies over aew crowd's head
I thought aew was the smark crowd?

>Nothings even spelled wrong. You seething faggots can’t meme right. Unfunny faggot.

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Imagine the smell of the Acclaimed scissoring Daddio

kek based taz

I look forward to the Gunn feud ending bc it feels like we're missing a forth punchline everytime he ends the rap with ass boys.

>crowd is empty
>no reaction from the crowd that is there
>desperately bringing in tna shitters nobody has heard of
It’s really no wonder this show is being cut down to one hour soon KEK

Whatevwr happened to Sig's pedo brother Edgar?

>said no one

while we are in commercial

how i find a girl like julia hart?

Pretty dangerous putting a 60 year old man who can work a television match better than 95% of your roster in the ring.

>>Is more believable and likeable.
She's not likeable though

>stand on my wallet im 6'4
bars talk your shit short king

Because the crowd is enjoying the show

Based Marc Quen Pepe

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Bro they're fine they got Johnny Gargano

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take meds retard

What part of non-racist did you not understand? The only reason that word is considered bad is because people like you attach a certain meaning to it. Maybe YOU'RE the racist.

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This crowd dead af dawg

what did I miss so far?

Vince is the clear winner for 2022

Yup, her performance plays a significant part. If she's legit injured then it happened outside of AEW. If it's another matter then she still fucked up somehow.

This place isn’t about popping the boys anymore it’s serious business and no fun allowed just seethe

Yeah it’s sucks aew is shit I wanted american njpw not TNA lite

Be black

>Based Marc Quen Pepe

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Missed my Kyu line

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>>crowd is empty
open your eyes

>inb4 cope pic from dark

they hate us 'cause they anus

Michael Elgin is real close tho

It’s just… not funny

TK knows which guys move the needle, that's why he regularly put on tv guys like danhausen, ass boys and billy gunn and OC

Bump

Both these teams giving off faggot vibes

what's TNA lite about it? There's more TNA talent in WWE right now

If you had the opportunity to big league your son on national television, would you do it?

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Don’t worry, no one else will either cus no one goes to this shit lmao

Billy is juiced to fuck and I love it

It must be really cool to have Billy Gunn be your dad, pretty jealous of The Acclaimed.

Shit, it's a 4 way match for the belt. For the love of God let Jamie win it and don't continue the Britt and her causing one another the strap.

this is looking like a no milly to me bros

SHIDA

My girl Hayter should win the womans championship

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SHIDA BROS IT'S OUR TIME

Dont bury styles by acting like TNA defines him smark

>It’s just… not funny

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>Be black

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Hayter can get it. The interim championship, of course.

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HAYER BROS....ITS TIME

He's still on the boat they just cut around him and don't name him

Fuck off

Are they piping in crowd noise? The crowd looks dead for how loud it is.

I wanna take roids everytime I see Billy Gunn

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Bump

I don't run on tribalism like the majority of twats here, I don't consider it a burial by referring to him as a TNA guy, that's where I first saw him and he was there ages

Kahn sisters... that was kinda lame

Really want Jamie to win it, but it feels like Toni gets it after Britt and Jamie drama costs them the opportunity. Shida's just there.

im starting next thread by saying the singular most RACIST thing i can possibly think of

youve been warned. stay out unless you wanna read something that will ruin your night

Vacantbros

>COLT 45

the most dangerous move in our sport.

This is actually way better without Rosa.

I really want to like The Acclaimed but Bowens is shoot gay and I don't want to support anything LGBT.

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based grandpa ass doing the job for his kid

Anyone else kinda getting sick of the lil nigga?

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STOP WITH THE GAY ASS INTERIM BULLSHIT

>realistically
Storm
>dream
SHIDA
>inner coomer
Hayter

this is actually cool as long as jamie wins

Yeah I'm not feeling the gravity of this

The Gunn brothers are based btw

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Kek what a shit match. Thought Tony would make this show great because of more viewers for Punk vs Moxley

>Stokely is daddy now

trump lost

Based ass boys going over

Gunn's kids are such jobbers and they are going to be around forever because Billy's backstage role

I literally could not care less.

>3/4 are good workers
Britt gonna get carried hard here

>why arent they giving heels who cheated an austin pop?

>I don't want to support anything LGBT.
Might wanna change the channel my nigga

fuckin watch Britt win it again

Actually good what the fuck

Britt has Charles heat with me
Lethal and motor city couldn’t draw a dime without the TNA brand which is what I mean. Styles is an actual draw and talent

e groid

>Burying Billy Gunn

Queef Lee can't even make it down to the ring

Is that why he can’t get a milly

>Fatfuck Lee comes out 10 seconds later

ACCLAIMED TAG TEAM CHAMPS

Swerve has IT lads. He needs to be a single.

BILLYBROS IT'S OUR TIME

Get black people off my tv

By his own kid

only on rampage

Keith Lee couldn’t run to the ring if he wanted to

just don't use the m-word (m*rk)

Not at all but bumping a game thread that’s very active is cringe and unnecessary. Or if you are try to be funny put in a bit of effort

>New Nation of Domination featuring Keith Lee, Swerve, Anthony Bowens, Max Caster, and Billy Gunn

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>beat down save
>I WRESTLE YOU WRESTLE LETS SEE WHO WRESTLES BETTER
>YOU WWE REJECT
tony cant book for shit

one of them signed with a reality TV company so every so often he shows up where it's like
>these 8 CHILDREN OF FAMOUS PEOPLE have to WORK...AT A RANCH...ON THE BEACH?!!? CAN THEY DO IT?

BILLY GOAT

We have nothing against black people on here.

this match finna bring the house down

BILLY GOAT

did tony just say the trios is the main fucking event

Penta's look is still incredibly based

BROTHA

SHEESH OSPREAY

I cant think if anything id ever given less of a fuck about than No Name Billy and his jobber sons. Get em the fuck off tv

Asspray vs Puck

Yes.

It's possible to enjoy someone as a performer (or even like them as a person) without agreeing with all of their life choices or personal opinions.

New

why does this turn me on so much?

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Pac's promo was ass

Death Triangle overall is a great look

WAER GONNA MURDER YEH

>billy "goat" mogged by tony
kwab

Worked

>We're not gonna kill ya
>We're gonna murder ya
...okay

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What happened to punks fight ?

>dronies still maldin'
lmao you faggots are pathetic

Aussie open is the smackdown tag champs?

>Anna Jay in the actual top 5
>ignored for Shida
Great rankings system you got

"we're not gonna kill ya, we're gonaa murder ya" kek is neville shoot retarded?