Lanzamaxxing General

'Lanzamaxxing' is (philosophically) as follows:
>Life is intrinsically suffering
>Life is the fulfillment of value
>You are nearer to death the less values you have
>Suicide is the commendable act of permanent abnegation of all value.

Ritually, in order to perform Lanzamaxxing you must
>Frequently change your socks
>Manipulate your mother
>Abstain from all unnecessary forms of communication
>Abstain from unnecessarily indulging in food
>Hyperfixate on chimps and hampsters
>Correct false information on mass shooting wikipedia articles
>Play DDR
>Abstain from unnecessary sexual desires
Furthermore, start Lanzamaxxing immediately.

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Marking my own thread.

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I know people think you're really annoying but it makes me smile when I see your posts in really shitty threads made by femoids or larpers.
You have successfully converted me to lanzamaxxing.

he's so fucking based wtf

>play DDR
i have failed by choice. i-i am sorry

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I have found my rival. My final boss. The one I love to hate. I grow with every first post lanzafag. I GROW STRONGER.

I hope you get arrested or at least fired or something eventually for making these threads and posts, because you're doing a bad thing here

sorry user but i love this guy adam panda was based as fuck

>fired
One of the many elements of Lanzamaxxing is abstaining from societal participation.
Furthermore, Lanzamaxxing isn't about booting up a cool, but rather following the doctrine of efilism/anti natalism and emulating Lanzas various oddities. Follow eulavism today.

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he was also a sadistic murderer, and literally retarded, and you'd be retarded for idolizing a retard, retard, and I'm allowed to say that, because I'm a retard and this guy has some deeper agenda that he isn't talking about

I'll be damned if feds and retards and foreigners aren't gonna shit up this board THIS badly, the whole place is designed for straight answers and you all go off on these schizophrenic tirades for months on end to try and get the information you want, and never stop to think that you might be creating that information rather than finding it