I met God today. It wasn't like I expected but it was still very interesting to say the least.
I met God today. It wasn't like I expected but it was still very interesting to say the least
Chase Walker
Asher Lopez
which god user?
very original comment
Evan Jones
It was actually indeed Yahweh. Yep, he is actually the real God. Pretty interesting. However Yahweh does go by different names in other cultures. Like Allah in Muslim lands. Like Ahurah Mazda in Zoroastrianism. etc.
Nicholas Turner
did he cum in your butt?
be honest now user, did he cream those cheeks?
Isaiah Fisher
No actually because there were naked women where I was.
Nathan Turner
and how did you meet him?
Jeremiah Baker
god can do anything he wants user
he can gush inside many sphincters simultaneously
Easton Scott
It was purely a coincidence. He just sorta walked in, and I struck up a conversation with him. He revealed everything to me, it was astounding and awe inspiring. We ascended to the highest of mansions and we beheld the glory of the divine chariot.
Nicholas Mitchell
Then you should know his name is THE LORD when he strikes his vengeance on you
Alexander Turner
Lay off the drugs, OP.
Dylan Roberts
I was sober the whole time.
Michael Kelly
and what drug did you take?
Asher Cook
Taking a different drug than what you usually take is not being sober.
Owen Evans
I didn't use any drugs at all.
Joshua Taylor
okay so what did he tell you?
are you going to start reading your bible now? are you going to start walking a new way of life now?
Gabriel Davis
Well, my spiritual twins were revealed to me, I am yetzer hara, my alternate side is the yetzer hatov
Austin Wright
you didn't answer my questions OP, answer them
and did the person who came up to you said Jesus is lord?
Colton Reyes
>my spiritual twins
did they cum in your butt?
Evan Lewis
>drug addict in denial
Carson Williams
Jesus is the Archetypal Human
Josiah Allen
user answer my questions so i can know how high were you on drugs
Caleb Johnson
I was not on drugs...
Cameron Williams
then why aren't you answering simple questions
>did they say Jesus is king?
>are you going to start reading your bible and change your way of life?
>are you going to start spreading the gospel so people can have salvation?
Carter Garcia
Therefore I speak to them in parables, because seeing they do not see, and hearing they do not hear, nor do they understand.
Liam Wilson
and
>did anyone jizz in ops bootyhole
Julian Sanchez
thanks for wasting my time with LARP, start reading the bible OP, it will help you
Adrian Brown
Matthew 13:13