You are given three wishes with no way to get more.
What do you wish for?
Il start
>all mosquitoes will die instantaneously
>i have the ability to form intimate relationships with anyone
>resurrect harambe
Genie thread
I wish for more wishes
originally
Granted. You now have several magic lamps, and there are no negative consequences or drawbacks.
>You are given three wishes with no way to get more.
You fucking retard
>kill all jews
>a gf
>idk probably a really good milkshake i'm pretty much good at this point
>all mosquitoes die
>all flies die
>All incels recieve a tomboy wife that will love them unconditionally
i wish to be a prince
1.I wish I had infinite wises
For each genie I have created, I wish for more wishes
>Kill all Jews
>Kill all Reptilians
>Give me a gf
Ok. I wish for the ability to grant myself wishes
>billion dollars
>my loved ones to live forever and not age
>an actual good Paper Mario
holy shit you are retarded that still wouldnt be allowed
It would be. The OP stated that you have no way of getting more wishes. The ability to grant wishes is distinct from more wishes from the original lamp and genie. Additionally, I can wish myself another genie, which will reset the wish counter to zero. You really didn't think this through, did you?
>become attractive
>a billion dollars
>resurrect Hitler
>NO WAY TO GET MORE WISHES
Did you miss the part that says NO WAY?
uhh
sperg tomboy gf
ability to open portals anywhere including custom pocket dimensions
infinite monsta can
i WISH THERE WAS A WAY YOU BITCH
YOU CANT FUCKING DO THAT RETARD
I wish you could do that
I WISH YOU MADE ME DO IT YOU FUCKING BITCH THERE I WIN NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY I CAN WORD IS IN A WAY TO LET ME HAVE MY INFINITE WISHES LIKE
I WISH YOU WOULD ALLOW ME TO HAVE INIFINITE WISHES
Listen here, as op i make new rules.
If you wish to alter the genie rules or go around them in any way the genie will rape you
what if i wished to be raped by the genie first and then wished for infinite wishes