It's a mom heavily implies your room smells like cum episode

>it's a mom heavily implies your room smells like cum episode
Fuck off, I know.

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>user you were in the shower for a long time! What do you even do in there?

>>it's a mom heavily implies your room smells like cum episode
Please tell me people can't actually smell cum

If your mom asks this she is making fun of you. They all know.

You absolutely can. If your mom ever commented on how your room smells weird it's this 100%.

It has a very distinct musky and sour smell depending on how long it's been dry.

my mom told me she doesnt wanna enter my room anymore because the air will get her pregnant.
what did she mean by this?

>there are anons ITT who coom on themselves/their clothes/ their sheets
My room only smells of stale air and farts
You must have absolutely 0 hygene if your room smells of cum

>If your mom asks this she is making fun of you. They all know.

This. The femoid is a tool of the all seeing eye.

>tfw no woman to mock and humiliate me for coating my walls, floors, clothes and body with spunk.

Make your mummies proud bros, don't fap.

I cum on myself, wear my pants over the liquid and then clean my hand on my sheets.

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This is my biggest fear. I always ask her if my room smells bad whenever she come in. She says no. Is she laying to me?! She seems a little bit horny

is this not what everyone does?

It's a user is a manchild still living with mommy episode

oh shit i've had cummy toilet paper in my waste bin all day i'd better flush that shit

The solution is to cum in mom

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there's nothing to fear, because she's knows you're fapping if you're over 12 anyway, because all boys do, they only pretend not to notice to not embarrass you

>fapping
>you do it
>your parents know you do it
>you pretend to not do it
>your parents pretend to not know

yep, it's just a taboo subject to bring up either way, but it's accepted as normal just the same
it's a bit weird
for women it's different though, like mothers tend to talk about it with their daughters and sometimes even give them toys

Huh, so that's what my mom meant when she made a big stink about my room smelling when she came in the other day. Oh well, at least I'll be heading back up to uni in a couple more weeks and I can get back to ignoring her.

>cum on my blanket
>cum on my underwear
>sometimes shoot all over the place
>nobody gives a shit
how do i get away with it

Why do you use so much shampoo and conditioner all the time, user!?

your dad likes to huff your blanket while you're at school

th.. they can smell it?

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