ITT: describe an average day in your life

>wake up
>it's 4pm
>lay in bed another hour checking last night's threads
>get up
>go upstairs
>eat a banana and an emergen-c
>make coffee just so I can shit
>talk with mom a little, maybe put on some music while coffee brews
>go back downstairs
>roll spliff
>start vidya/get on Any Forums
>do that for the next 12 hours
>eventually move to bed with laptop
>fap
>fall asleep at 6am with cock out and laptop open on stomach
>repeat
I fucking love being self employed

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>wake up at 1pm
>take a shit
>get out of bed
>warm up a slice of pizza
>get on Any Forums, play some games
>start work at 4
>get home at 12:30 or so
>get on Any Forums, play some games, wander the internet etc
>go to bed at like 3

>take a shit
>get out of bed
class

I would like to know how more people's days look like

Exactly like yours, minus the employment.

I spend my days giving alphabet agents nonanswers

>wake up
>go back to sleep for an hour
>wake up again to the feeling of needles in my ears because of barking or crying
>make some coffee
>drink 3.5 imperial cups of coffee
>If I plan to go out, or if it's Friday, shower
>kill time until the sun starts to set
>eat a meal
>kill time until I go to sleep

I remember a guy on /k/ who claimed to be ex-something and had photos of their pasteboard where they supposedly look at all of red-flagged posts, and he said they were absolutely at the end of their ropes trying to figure out how to parse all of the bullshit we spew out. I think about that and it makes me happy

>wake up
>Grab my phone next to me
>Check my email for anything cool or if I won a contest
>Check Any Forums
>Go back to sleep because my dreams are interesting and make me feel alive
>Wake up an hour later
>Check my email
>Check Any Forums
>Go back to sleep
>Repeat most of the day
>At some point wake up
>Check email
>Check Any Forums
>Get out of bed and sneak to make some food without my mom hearing and yelling at me
>Eat in the living room watching shark tank, the Simpsons, Seinfeld, or the office
>Put my trash in the fireplace and burn it
>Lay in bed for a few hours on Any Forums until I get tired
>Go to sleep

That's basically every single day of my life, it's crazy how fast the weeks fly by for me,I blink and it's a month later

>Go back to sleep because my dreams are interesting and make me feel alive
comfy
>Put my trash in the fireplace and burn it
are you burning plastic? ._. even if not burning all those inks and shit probably isnt good

>Wake up at 8am
>Wank one out and maybe fall back to sleep if it hits right
>Afterwards either go for a walk, work out, or just drink coffee and play vidya
>Start WFH at 11am
>Answer random IT calls and tickets while shitposting on Any Forums
>Maybe watch a movie or play a game if it's particularly slow
>Stop work at 8pm
>Have a snack
>Make a strong drink if the day sucked or if it's Friday
>Play games till 11pm
>Crash
>Repeat
My life isn't amazing but I can afford to live alone and pay bills so my parents can't call me too much of a failure.

I burn my paper plates and if I was reheating McDonald's to eat or something I burn the paper bags and napkins and stuff
Everything else I throw out in the trash

Based and originalgg

ok nice. man I wish I had a fireplace, I do yard work stuff on the side and end up with a shit ton of wood I could burn if I had one
that work situation sounds awesome user. being able to fuck off that hard is pretty much the only way I think I could stay sane while working an 8x5

>wake up at 8pm
>eat whatever my mom has made for her and my dad
>walk dog
>If I have vodka, start drinking
>Scroll Twitter (hentai artists), look at Any Forums, YouTube
>play vidya if I can get into it
>if sober walk dog again
>take sleeping pill and sleep at 9am~

The alcohol makes it easier, though my parents are increasingly upset with having a selfish failure of a son.

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Tell your superior agent that it's your coffee break, bud

>wake up
>masturbate
>wash face or take a shower
>start sitting at pc with electric blanket
>drink tea
>get up and cook actual food or eat frozen pizza
>back to pc and maybe do my hobbies
>mini workout
>brush teeth
>sleep

will do more hobby stuff if im feeling okay. none if im sad again.

>wake up
>well i know im gonna be
>im gonna be the man who wakes up next to you
>i go out
>yeah i know im gonna be
>im gonna be the man who goes along with you
>i get drunk
>well i know im gonna be
>im gonna be the man who gets drunk next to you
>i haver
>hey i know im gonna be
>im gonna be the man whos havering to you

>wake up at 10
>play vidya
>lunch
>vidya anime and lift
>sleep at 12

The electric blanket sounds cozy. At least you're a little productive
Good on you for pulling your own weight user. It can be hard

holy moly based

8am? why so early?

Shift days
>wake up too late to shower
>throw chicken and spinach in tupperware to go
>make a coffee
>drive hour to work
>sit on shift staring at screen
>do absolutely fuck all despite working on spacecraft
>wait 13 hours doing nothing
>drive hour home
>too tired and not enough time to gym
>try to sleep
>only get 4-5 hours before have to leave for next shift again

off days
>wake up after sleeping 12+ hours
>meal - usually chicken and spinach
>fap
>think about playing vidya, end up doing nothing for hours
>ruminate about shitty life, feel no progress
>go running if early morning or late evening
>go to gym in middle of night to avoid people
>lift for 2+ hours as take forever to recover between sets
>come home
>get horny, fap again
>shower
> think about vidya, rarely enjoy it if I play anymore. brings no fulfillment
>continue to ruminate and waste time.
>pay bills or do chores in burst of energy
>do planks and pushups
>go to bed
>repeat