Requirements to be my gf

>a virgin(or a widow)
>White or Oriental
>doesn't take birth control
>doesn't use drugs
Alcohol and tobacco are fine, in moderation, of course.
>not fat
>doesn't have tattoos
>doesn't have fake eyebrows
>doesn't paints her nails
These are the requirements to be my gf. And you?

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doesnt use drugs, but drugs are fine

ok, I'm all of those things
what do you have to offer?

Alcohol and tobacco are not as bad as marijuana or heroine.

>virgin
>white, chinese, or japanese, or any mix of those 3
>doesn't take drugs or smoke
>only drink socially if at all
>somewhat educated
>fit
>no piercings
>only light makeup when going to social events
>minimalistic fashion (not in terms of the amount of fabric lol)
I'm dooming myself on purpose

and painting one nail is not as bad as painting all your nails, your point being?

>>somewhat educated
What does that mean? Like she finished high school? Seems weird to specify that.
False equivalency. You're a brainlet.

Post your own stats

>What does that mean? Like she finished high school? Seems weird to specify that.
Doesn't need to really have a degree, but don't be some ignorant dumbass. Just don't want someone who's completely oblivious to the world.

im just saying, why bother saying no drug when clearly some drugs are okay with you

A college educated woman is the very definition of ignorant and oblivious to the world.

>virgin
>white
>not on birth control
>no drugs
>not fat
>no tattoos
>no fake eyebrows
I paint my nails because it's fun. I don't understand how THAT of all things could be a dealbreaker.

Because everyone who isn't a sperg draws a distinction between alcohol and tobacco and the bad drugs.

>as marijuana or heroine.
alcohol and ciggs are literally worse than weed and heroin
weed is harmless
heroin is also harmless aslong its clean since its not toxic

>White preferred, will accept japanese
>Not fat
>Virgin
>Likes kids
>Christian
>Reads books
That's about it. Good house keeper maybe? I'm still aiming way to high though, I know.

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Well if I met a girl and we got on well and she met all my standards other than the painting nails, obviously I could just tell her to stop. I just don't like it, I think it's trashy and ugly.

Ok there timmy, time to get ready to repeat grade ten

>not fat
>not racist but can take (a lot of) politically incorrect jokes; only barely into politics, not a fantanatic
>cute face
>smaller than me
>preferably goth fashion style but anything is fine as long as she will wear thigh highs for me
>maximum 2 previous sexual partners (other women dont count)
>will play vidya with me and do couple cosplays
>not a gemini

>alcohol and ciggs are literally worse than weed and heroin
You're a sperg.
You're a cosmopolitan libtard.

English, please. I don't speak poltardi

You should study it instead of AAVE.

You aren't as smart as your step dad thinks, there, polshit. Go back to pol or kill yourself

I'm not from a broken home, that is why I'm not dysfunctional like you.

Why, he isn't the one speaking nigger

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thanks for the laugh, chud. you aren't fooling anyone but yourself

Illiterate.
Cope, sped.

Isn't it time for your testosterone injections?

I give your mom my sex injections.